Forever Adding "get Boiled Idiot" To My Vocabulary, Thanks Soup Squad Idiot

forever adding "get boiled idiot" to my vocabulary, thanks soup squad idiot

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

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4 weeks ago

please donate to sami’s family if you can. the cruelty of israel allowing palestinians to have false hope with the “ceasefire” only to tear the rug out from under them can’t be understated—and that’s in addition to the murder, rape, torture, and more committed by israel day in and day out. sami’s family has already been through far too much. consider using “little treat” money on a suffering family.

4 weeks ago

Hearing other peoples' stories about when they were in school confirms my suspicions that some people only become teachers because there's a limited line of careers where it's socially acceptable for a whole grownup to be personal enemies with a 12-year-old, and they lack the creativity it would take to become a saturday morning cartoon villain.


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3 weeks ago

oh my god???

a digital painting of doechii in the music video for her song “nissan altima”. she is seen from the waist up leaning forward with a light blue nissan altima car behind her. she has dark skin and is wearing a white tank top, jeans, a silver chain necklace, and silver hoop earrings. her hair is in bantu knots, and she’s wearing green eye contacts and face tape.

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3 weeks ago

dawg i watched his hearing for the position, anyone in that room coulda shoulda woulda known he was SUPREMELY unqualified for that bullshit - but ofc, money talks.

Pete Hegseth has done it again, boys. He’s sharing military intel in a group chat with his wife and his personal lawyer


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3 weeks ago

this is why i tell my kids to pay attention in their history lectures, because shit like this goes under the radar without ever seeing light of day, and yet this experience was the talk of the town in the 50s.

“Sex Change Just ‘Legal Correction’”, March 31. 1956.

“Sex Change Just ‘Legal Correction’”, March 31. 1956.

3 weeks ago

straight folks r gonna feel this just as much as queer folks. yes i will die on this hill.

hermestoldmeurgay - dont look at me like that
hermestoldmeurgay - dont look at me like that
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hermestoldmeurgay - dont look at me like that
dont look at me like that

my rants to My Lord that i dont have anyone else to talk to about. rhet. comp. and literary studies grad, TA for creative writing and history

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