So I Heard This Was Happening

john walker in the post-credits scene be like

Idk what’s in between, all I know is that these things are at opposite ends:

I don’t even like twilight but I stumbled upon this while indulging my Micheal Sheen obsession and I can’t stop cackling

Sure my dude, but what was “why does the world have to be ending” about? Is the world actually ending or just like THAT level of cheese? Also any preferences for rating or more details you want? :)

Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.

I swear to fuck I thought this was about Hannibal.

P.s. I now have to look this up *dives head first into new fandom*

All of us

I feel like it needs to be said but Twitter is basically heterosexual Tumblr and no one can tell me I’m wrong.

She’s beauty she’s grace she destroyed the human race

Okay but you’re right and you should say it

scarlet screams the type of character who'd only be seen in like 6 inch heals.