Hey Guys I Just Wrote A Whole Ass Meta About The Perfect Supernatural Ending Then Tumblr Reloaded And

Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!

Anathema, twenty minutes into knowing Newt: not only are we banging, we are dating.

Aziraphale, 3,155,695,200 minutes into knowing Crowley: hm, no officer, I have never seen this man before in my life.

I did the math, it checks out

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh this is so cute!

Third @theloccent bingo square, “First Time.” One more to go!!

Just an FYI to anyone out there who may read this, I’m super new to tumblr and I’ve got no idea how any of this works, other than the basic things I’ve picked up, so if anyone could let me know how to maneuver this hellsite, the help would be greatly appreciated.

So y'all need to know about this fucking amazing show

Best show ever!

You’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong? Alignment chart of the Dc bisexuals

PLEASE I SAW THIS EXACT MAGAZINE AT BARNES AND NOBLE THE OTHER DAY

Ok so I was sitting on the toilet doing my (and minding my own) business... I'm embarrassed to admit that a significant amount of anal vapor escaped the hatch making a racket to rival thunder.

A split second later, my eye catches on my magazine rack and this is what was looking back at me...

And I laughed so fucking hard.

They're all like "Excuse you"

Sorry to interrupt your conversation guys, jeez

Avril Lavigne: he was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?

Me, an intellectual: ah yes, they were both gay

As someone who also has Bruce as their favorite bat, do you have some fic recs for your fellow friend?

Now, this took me a while to answer cause I wanted to find the absolute best so here we go

Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) - aka my confort fic and the cutest story that envolves lots of hugs

The Big Boss - the story of the wayne family as told by Bruce's assistant

Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile - now keep in mind that this is unfinished but honestly this is one of funniest things I've ever read in my life and its very fucking good

5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically, dad time, the bat's nest, Bring Your Kid to Work Day,Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna)- fics about the league figuring out Bruce is a big ol dad

Watch This - robin!dick is cute what more can I say

Yesterday's Voices - a fucking masterpiece what are you doing if you haven't read this

World's Worst Dadtective - collection of stories about bruce being a good dad

Emergency Contact - Bruce and Tim being adorable

Where Mourning Ends - what if Bruce reacted like a actual parent when jason returns, honestly just read all of @cdelphiki stuff they are fucking amazing

Safe And Sound - so much fluff, fluff everywhere

fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace - if you like superbat this is one is just *muah* chef's kiss

Verdant - Talia revives Jason then brings him home, honestly one of my all time favorites have re read at least 3 times, Cerusee if you ever read this I love you so fucking much

Everybody wants you - Bruce is hot and the league can't handle it

video message incoming, Stuck in the Middle (With You) - video call is made, hilarity ensues

Office Meeting - Bruce, ivy and harley talk

Steady hands (ragged breathing)- unfinished and I'm not sure if it's going to continue, but it is about what if Bruce had grown in poverty, and is honestly so fucking good, i will forever wait for it's continuation

The Salmon Incident - identity porn superbat at its best

Gotham's favorite son - thanks gotham side of tumblr

Best Served Wet - batman is vengeance

in the dark of the night - Bruce and Dick's relationship over the years

Catch and release - dick attacks Bruce (with love)

Okay this is getting to huge and we're not even halfway through my ao3 bookmarks so I'll leave it here for now, if anyone wants il do another post with more

‘Cause Mark is rockin with us

it is so fucking funny that Sam is just Captain America—not black cap, not black falcon—but bucky is the caucasian coyote