Every day you make decisions, and god may choose to smile upon you for what it is you decide. Today the twinkle has left his eye. The grin has left his face. For my very acknowledgement of your decision he has spit at my feet in disgust, begun to weep his disappointment. I pray to whoever will hear me now that this world of hubris you’ve built yourself may shield you from his gaze.
the secret is out
i finally got convinced to make a blog for my charlie/burn/general shame pls reblog if you are also in one of these circles of hell and ill follow from my main
pacific rim
its always sunny
hotel artemis
torchwood
So y'all need to know about this fucking amazing show
Best show ever!
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Same
@cr333333p:
“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”
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FUCK
I don’t know if this has been done but I kept imagining a sort of Reincarnation!AU, like somehow the exhibits are all destroyed (killed, basically,) and Larry is absolutely heartbroken, because now he’s officially never going to see his friends again and it’s almost more than he can bear.
Then years later, he goes to get his mail and bumps into this blond guy with a Texan accent, who’s just moved into the apartment complex with his partner and their “kids,” (who are all cats.) Said partner then pokes his head out the door and informs Jedediah that a very important documentary about the Colosseum is about to start on TV, so move it cowboy. And Larry is dying to say something, because how is this possible?? But he just leaves them to it and Jedediah can’t help but feel like, “damn, that guy seemed familiar.”
When he takes a shortcut through the park, Larry passes an old couple sitting on a park bench, watching two kids play in the sandpit. The couple look just like Teddy and Sacagawea, and one of the kids calls Teddy “grandpa.” Larry nearly fucking cries because not only do reincarnated!Teddy and Wea have children but they have grandchildren too and wtf is going on?
A new cooking channel starts on TV and the hot-headed chef is none other than Attila. A travelling acting group puts on a performance of Hamlet and Lancelot plays the lead role. All these faces from the past just suddenly appear in Larry’s every day life and he doesn’t know how to feel, because none of them remember him or life in the museum. He almost drives himself crazy wondering how all the exhibits have become people and how they all have their own lives, even though it’s only been like three years.
Then one day, as he’s walking home, he collides with a young man who (surprise surprise) is the spitting image of Ahkmenrah. He’s a university student who’s currently living with his older brother, but has so many plans for the future and after helping him pick up the books he dropped, Larry is dying to ask him if he remembers anything about being a dead Egyptian pharaoh with a magical tablet but decides not to because, you know, that’s weird.
When he says goodbye and turns to go, he hears the young man say, “thanks Larry,” even though he never told him his name.
(I made myself sad.)
I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes
Waiter: what do you want?
Eddie: for my husband to act like an adult for once
Waiter: I mean from the menu
Richie: dinosaur chicken nuggets
(These are just my opinions, if you don’t agree don’t be hostile about it!!)
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh this is so cute!
Third @theloccent bingo square, “First Time.” One more to go!!
Nyawww cute post
*sees tags* I’m sorry the what now?
dean having abandonment issues and never thinking he’s anyone’s priority. cas looking at him and saying “you’re my favorite.” “your favorite what?” dean says. cas smiles softly. “you’re just my favorite”