Ernie Is A Powerbottom I Said What I Said, He Likes To Ride Bert Sloppy Then Go Get Them Some Coffee

I’ve never been more sexually attracted to anything in my life

I bought a new shirt the other day and thought it would suit Crowley 100%

Also special thanks to Sam, who convinced me to buy it. <3

Hiccup: *breaths*

Astrid, already whipping out the strap on: Hands and knees bitch boy

Lord I NEED fic recs like this! if anyone has any fics about farlan and isabel watching Levi fall in love with Erwin from the afterlife(or even in life) let me know!!!!

Isabel and farlan are disappointed but not surprised

Same

@cr333333p​:

“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”

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I stan one(1) cast

me and my cousins when we were young, showing our family our dance that we choreographed in my room ten minutes earlier.

Quick doodle for the night ✏️

I’m ✨not doing good✨

I COULDNT HEAR SHIT FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS AND THEN I TURNED IT UP TO FULL VOLUME FUCK SAKE

As someone who also has Bruce as their favorite bat, do you have some fic recs for your fellow friend?

Now, this took me a while to answer cause I wanted to find the absolute best so here we go

Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) - aka my confort fic and the cutest story that envolves lots of hugs

The Big Boss - the story of the wayne family as told by Bruce's assistant

Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile - now keep in mind that this is unfinished but honestly this is one of funniest things I've ever read in my life and its very fucking good

5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically, dad time, the bat's nest, Bring Your Kid to Work Day,Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna)- fics about the league figuring out Bruce is a big ol dad

Watch This - robin!dick is cute what more can I say

Yesterday's Voices - a fucking masterpiece what are you doing if you haven't read this

World's Worst Dadtective - collection of stories about bruce being a good dad

Emergency Contact - Bruce and Tim being adorable

Where Mourning Ends - what if Bruce reacted like a actual parent when jason returns, honestly just read all of @cdelphiki stuff they are fucking amazing

Safe And Sound - so much fluff, fluff everywhere

fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace - if you like superbat this is one is just *muah* chef's kiss

Verdant - Talia revives Jason then brings him home, honestly one of my all time favorites have re read at least 3 times, Cerusee if you ever read this I love you so fucking much

Everybody wants you - Bruce is hot and the league can't handle it

video message incoming, Stuck in the Middle (With You) - video call is made, hilarity ensues

Office Meeting - Bruce, ivy and harley talk

Steady hands (ragged breathing)- unfinished and I'm not sure if it's going to continue, but it is about what if Bruce had grown in poverty, and is honestly so fucking good, i will forever wait for it's continuation

The Salmon Incident - identity porn superbat at its best

Gotham's favorite son - thanks gotham side of tumblr

Best Served Wet - batman is vengeance

in the dark of the night - Bruce and Dick's relationship over the years

Catch and release - dick attacks Bruce (with love)

Okay this is getting to huge and we're not even halfway through my ao3 bookmarks so I'll leave it here for now, if anyone wants il do another post with more

Here’s part 1 if you want