I Cackled Like You Wouldn’t Believe

I hate my mind

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Ok I’m not usually that active in the avengers fandom but I just heard that Marvel wanted Hailee Steinfeld to be Kate Bishop and like????? as the biggest goddamn archery lesbian on the face of this earth I think I may combust??? She is like 82% of the reason I am gay and it’s showing.

I feel like it needs to be said but Twitter is basically heterosexual Tumblr and no one can tell me I’m wrong.

Me at 3:00am: *sobbing* my friends are all so sexy and beautiful and they refuse to believe how amazing they are they’re literally everything they’re there when my parents aren’t I love them all so much

Me the next morning: Hello you worthless motherfuckers I’m here to annoy you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE DESERVED ALPINE IN TFATWS MAN THE FUCK UP SEBASTIAN TAKE AN ALLEGRA AND BUST THAT PUSSY OUT

Bad night?... Alpine to the rescue! :)

FUck was that callou really necessary???

Rine the mentally strained, hoarder of Glazed Doughnut and Stool.

Reprah the Anxious, Hoarder Of Ravioli And Books. (OMG LOL) 

Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.

I was watching an asmr video where the whole point was that what he said was weird and nonsensical to sort of lull your mind and then he just said “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” and I feel like that phrase cornered me in a rainy allyway in mid 1930s America while wearing a trench coat and fedora, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train