I got 30 Pokemon cards, 6 chips ahoy cookies and 12 Oreos trick-or-treating (plus 99% of good candies)
I typed “pride parade” and it autocorrected to “prude parade” 😑
What would that even look like?
White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)
Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)
The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)
The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)
Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)
angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)
Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)
The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup
Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water
Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps
They say gender is a performance, if that’s true then…
I added the vanilla extract because of a meme
honey because it’s something that's often put in a cup of tea (at least in the us)
And cream because I can
Whatever is made, I will drink it.
I’m going to regret this
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Hello tumblr i have a new fun activity for u
Link is here! Any responses would help me out a ton!
I think the people behind Duolingo are on drugs /J