Happy Halloween 🎃

Discussion: What Tumblr Food/Drink is worse?

White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)

Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)

The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)

The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)

Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)

angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)

Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)

The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup

Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water

Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps

When somebody tells you to stop stimming/fidgeting because it’s “giving them anxiety”:

Do you ever think one of Cerberus heads feels neglected? 3 heads but only 2 hands.

Pensi mai che una delle teste di Cerbero si senta trascurata? 3 teste ma solo 2 mani.

I still have no idea what the B00p-o-meter is.

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Have you ever come across something that you know is real, but you've never actually seen it in person, and your brain just short-circuits?

A few weeks ago, I saw a Cybertruck on the road and completely forgot that it wasn’t just a meme.

I refuse to live in a world where a

FUCKING HORSE

Is better at planning then I am

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Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:

1. leggere 3-5 libri

2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico

3. indossare gli occhiali di più

4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)

5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)

6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)

7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)

8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano

9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te

10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!

Some of my New Year’s resolutions:

1. read 3-5 books

2. Memorize the phonic alphabet

3. Wear my glasses more often

4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)

5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)

6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)

7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)

8. Practice speaking and reading Italian

9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects

10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!