Because He’s A Little Whore💕

Oh lord oh lord oh lord😫

Ea sp

Lasky my love

Happy Birthday Finny 💛🌟🌼

GIINGERR LAASSKOOOOO

it’s always “blonde sam this, blonde sam that” okay what about SALT AND PEPPER DAVID?? WHAT THEN?

GINGER LASKO? ANYBODY?

Hello redacted fandom, this post is gonna be my normal posts but hii!

So I saw this person who was like a proshipper and is like a literal pedo because they ship caelum with people!! Which goes against Eriks boundaries!!! I just wanted to make this post to say

IF YOU SHIP CAELUM WITH ANYONE FUCKING BLOCK ME. IF YOU SHIP INCEST SHIPS BLOCK ME. IF YOU PROSHIP BLOCK ME.

Thats all.

Realness 😔

ME WHEN I DONT HAVE EARLY ACCESS SO I CANT FEED MY SOUL WITH BVZ RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT BARK BARK AHHHHHHH IDJDNDNJDJSJDN

I just know Lasko's curly routine is so fucking good...... I hate him so much (envious)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

-ea spoiler-

CCCCAAAMMMMMMM

Trying something new

Made by @ezrevenge It's literally irl me I miss my boy so much please come home

Lasko’s a slut just like his mother

I mean, sure. Lasko could be humanborn. but I think it would be way more funnier if Lasko was a product of infidelity!

Imagine this, Lasko's mom being a hoe and has a one night stand with an air elemental, and the next thing you know she's pregnant. Eventually Lasko's biological father *ahem* catches wind of this (I think I'm fucking hilarious) and sends he sends an anonymous letter to her and the letter just says

"from one parent to another, you should name your child Lasko! It means good luck and prosperity in my native language"

(because in my head, Lasko's biological father is a lil silly)

And this bitch actually does name her baby Lasko. Because she's dumb...

Years later when her son hits puberty and gets his powers, she is then (accidentally) suffocated by her own son as punishment for cheating 😌

The end!