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Silly lil thing about Miles

Everyone knows Miles "can't remember someone's name correctly for the life of him half the time" Edgeworth constantly calls Phoenix Wright anything but his name when he's not standing in front of him...

What if he genuinely sometimes forgets his name so all the times he's being a cryptic lil shit with his pronoun + adjective/descriptive games is because he actually forgot Nick's name and doesn't want to out the fact that he somehow forgot his love's rival's name and thus goes cryptic

Now imagine edgey forgetting nick's name while talking to him and finding more and more cryptic/elaborate ways to not refer to him by his name in front of him

(Bonus points if it's him prior to admitting to his feelings so it's stuff like "nuisance" and "hindrance")

High five me bro

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

at 6:30am this seemed way funnier than it probably is

This is why I don’t write shit

Me: *is writing fanfiction*

Me: *feels confident in my writing skills for once*

1 hour later

Me: *re-reads everything*

Me:

Now imagine Sophia Strange watching them interact

Imagine... Clea Strange watching IronStrange interact!!

Previously on SnK...

“Seriously Armin every time you speak you’re advocating diplomacy and non-violence peace talks. That’s so Bertoldt…”

Armin: saved Eren and Mikasa from being hugged by a canon ball after Eren’s first transformation in the battle of Trost

Also Armin: desperately tried to persuade Annie to enter the tunnel

Also Armin, in Shiganshina: tried to negociate with Bertoldt

“…Armin why are you still visiting Annie? That’s so Bertoldt!”

Armin and Annie: spent 3 years together as Trainees

“Annie, you’re actually a kind person, aren’t you?” “Why did you spare my life?”

“You look like a wimp, but you’ve got guts.” “I’m glad I was a good person to you.”

“Bertoldt’s memories are clearly affecting you!”

Armin: “I actually don’t remember much about him.”

“Ackermans are all slaves to their instincts!”

Levi: awakened Ackerpowers before meeting Isabel, Farlan and Erwin, and was pretty much loyal to no one but himself for a long ass time

Kenny: awakened Ackerpowers before meeting Uri, and was pretty much loyal to no one but himself for a long ass time

Kenny’s grandpa: Ackermans were one of the only two clans to stand up to the First King’s ideology instead of money-grubbing it

“Ever since I was a child, I hated you Mikasa!”

“That’s why I used to be jealous, thinking why can’t I be strong like Mikasa and [Levi]. But maybe there’s a reason why we’re all different. They’re for [difficult] times like these, right?”

“I’ll wrap [that scarf around you] as many times as I need to. From now on, as many times as I need to.”

“I can’t let you inherit the Attack Titan. You’re all too important to me. I want you to live long and grow old.”

“You only cling to me because you tricked yourself into believing I was your liege/host!”

As if Mikasa wouldn’t behave any (or very) different if she wasn’t an Ackerman.

As if it were abnormal for a little girl who lost her family twice to grow to care for the little boy who taught her courage and how to live, who’s been with her after all these years.

It’s like saying Levi and Erwin wouldn’t be true friends otherwise. And neither would Kenny and Uri.

As if Mikasa would give up and stop fighting if she were an ordinary girl. 

As if it would be unimaginable for her to join the military, as if there was no reason for her life choices if she had been anything but an Ackerman! 

As a French who learned how to speak English by myself and actively try to learn Japanese and Chinese, I can only relate. Please, please be nice to people who don’t speak their native language because we’re honestly trying our best and it’s very hurtful and embarrassing for us to be called out (in a mean way) about this. Suggestions and advices however are very much appreciated if polite!

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

Girls don’t want flowers girls want Tony Stark to be alive and eat cheeseburgers with his four children, Peter, Morgan, Harley, and Nebula, and his wife Pepper.

everyone needs to see this.