YAS

BLESS. YOU.

please. watch this. i wouldn’t steer you in wrong direction.

High five me bro

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

So pretty

death doesn’t understand why none of her friends like her anymore.

one day, she notices life staring at her from across the table but never looks her in the eyes. she thinks something is there, but they never touch.

but life gives her presents.

tiny little things. fragile creatures. she sends them to death, and they take a while to get to her. (sometimes they only take a few moments though. for some reason, this makes death sad.)

life sends death beautiful creatures, painted black and ivory and golden and purple. and death cries out of bittersweet joy, because when life’s gifts reach death, they’re gone. (she wonders if it’s a blessing or a curse that every creature befalls the same fate.)

death learns to wait patiently for each new thing life sends her way.

sometimes life giggles and death catches herself blushing. she wants to get closer to life, but she knows what will happen if she does.

for millennia, life and death play a game of cat and mouse. life sends death beautifully wrapped presents and once death receives them, she places them in gorgeous boxes and gently lowers them into the ground, always leaving a single rose on top.

nothing changed about their exchange for millions of years.

until you came along.

and suddenly, everything was different.

happy birthday to the nation’s baby boy ♥

bonus:

Chiune Sugihara. This man saved 6000 Jews. He was a Japanese diplomat in Lithuania. When the Nazis began rounding up Jews, Sugihara risked his life to start issuing unlawful travel visas to Jews. He hand-wrote them 18 hrs a day. The day his consulate closed and he had to evacuate, witnesses claim he was STILL writing visas and throwing from the train as he pulled away. He saved 6000 lives. The world didn’t know what he’d done until Israel honored him in 1985, the year before he died.

Stephen: you look nice today. Pro homo.

Tony: pro homo?

Stephen: it’s 2019. We support the gays.

OH MY GOD ABORT THE FUCKING MISSION NOBODY’S READY FOR PAIN AND DEATH

164 days until avengers 4

108 days until Captain Marvel

228 days until Spider-Man far from home

As of the 20th of November 2018

AVENGERS 4 TRAILER RUMOURED TO DROP THIS FRIDAY!!!

You thought once human can create a better imitation of themselves, they’ll get rid of the inconvenient fatal weakness.

Perfection

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