I Want This, But Like, Kinda Leaning Into Father Figure Fright Knight, Like, Frighty Is So Put To Protecting

dogs when they know they're being recorded:

@giftober 2024 | Day 13: “Olympics/Sports”

If falling out of the helicopter was an Olympic sport, Kyle would get gold. (Price is a close sliver)

GOD DAMMIT RIP THAT SHIT OFF WHITE BOY !!!!!!

buying dom all the cat dad merch possible and he never gets sick of it

you buy him one of those harnesses to wear the cat on his chest and he emerges with beau strapped in but with scratches on his hands and arms and you're like "did u have trouble getting him in there?" and dom's like "beau is a fickle man, but in the end, the harness bested him" and beau is just Seething but not making any attempt to free himself

or a tshirt that says "LUNA'S DAD" and he gets stopped in the grocery store by a curious mom "how old is your daughter?" and dom's like "...luna's my cat, my girlfriend thought she was being funny"

he's also the sorta cat dad where if you mention him being a cat dad, he's so proud and says "i'm their birth father. birthed them myself" and u have to have a talk with him about what is or isn't an inside thought

WHERE DID THIS COD OBSSESION COME FROM??? I DO NOT REMEMBER PLACING THIS BRICK???

This can go two ways:

Ghost soulmates can mean that one gets the marks when they both die, this means that Jason (maybe he instinctually knows about soulmates or smt) discovers about that and is kinda sad because his soulmate is dead and he won’t be able to meet them, but Danny is gonna have a field day trying to find his poor soulmate that died in an explosion.

Or we can go the way that Ghost soulmates get their mark as soon as one of them dies (if one dies, both get the mark, it isn’t necessary for they both to be dead) so they both think they got the mark because they themselves died, and are sad because now their soulmate won’t know they’re actually alive (kind off) This also means that they both died about the same time, but Jason took more time to come to his senses from the pit and see that he had scars that don’t make sense with his dead, and then his ghost-ish side made it known that those were soulmate marks

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After Jason emerges from the Lazarus pit he sports Lichtenberg scars. No one knows why as this has never happened to anyone else who’s been revived or revitalized in the pit.

Danny doesn’t know why this remnant has identical death scars to him but he needs to find out why.

dominic sessa for icon magazine (june 2024)

Yes, yes, Spirit Halloween

Like, imagine, Danny explains and all, and one day (after much meditation about it) he decides to attempt to stab Batman (attempt because he didn’t remember how hurt a human could get from a stab or smt) And he just, does it and leaves Bruce to contemplate and realize he just good flirted by a thousands year old spirit, god and ancient and whatever. And he has cero flirting skills that aren’t weird, so he replies by stabbing Danny with a batarang.

There, that’s where my mind ended it, please feel free to continue this :D

Danny, several decades after his wife passed away from old age and holed up himself in the Infinite Realms and allowed time to become funky around his lair, became an ancient. Until then he classified as a gatekeeper, banshee and balance personified. Now he was ancient of space and balance.

Unfortunately for existence as a whole Danny gets lonely so he decides to have a kid the ghost way. And to prevent him from being a clone, the kid becomes a chaos lord.

Then he chose the name Klarion for himself. Growing up with ghosts made different kinds of fights have a different kinds of meanings. Magic fight means he is serious about defeating you and sees you as an enemy. A fist fight means that he is being friendly and doesn't care who wins. Stabbing means that he is flirting. And he is always expecting the same things. Always.

So imagine Klarion's reaction when Damian tries to stab him.

big reminder