Awesome, Like, Danny Would 100% Be Angry/annoyed That He Is British (technically)

Awesome, like, Danny would 100% be angry/annoyed that he is british (technically)

Alfred has suspicions. Alfred is also annoyed that his DNA got stolen by a drunk couple, how did he missed that???

Bruce and the kids can’t even imagine it could be Alfred, probably because most of them see Alfred as the most competent human, how could he get his DNA stolen and used without anyone knowing???

Definitely not your clone

Danny moved to Gotham to complete his university studies. They had great programs and scholarships. Unfortunately this put him on the radar of the Waynes (the ones in charge of his scholarship), who became extremely paranoid when they noticed the black hair and blue eyes.

They collected a DNA sample (ignoring Barbara's protests that not everyone with that hair and eye color was a clone), his sample was found to be corrupted but tested positive for someone registered in the Batcomputer. It just didn't recognize who.

Of course, they suspected the coincidence was because of Bruce. Danny was unaware of any of this and continued with his studies. Traveling to the Realms from time to time. None of the bats were able to catch him after collecting the sample, it seemed that the boy was more paranoid than they were.

Ironically, he wasn't a clone of any of the Waynes. He was a clone of Alfred Pennyworth, whose sample had been collected during his time in the British service, and later stolen by the Fentons (out of curiosity, rather than crime).

Not that they were going to find that out anytime soon, but the fact that the halfa had more common sense than all of them should have given them a clue. Besides, he did know how to communicate.

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1 year ago

where are all the angus tully fics? I don't know why this film isn't more popular


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2 years ago

This is even better if you imagine Lucifer and Danny seeing each other kinda frequently (whatever reason) and Danny never shuts up about it and uses it as arguments “Hey, at least i didn’t fuck the soulwhore!” “Shut up, you have horrible taste in men” “ In a bathroom? At least could have gone to a motel or some shit”

Morningstar will never hear the end of it, and its even funnier if Danny is king and just, make fun of him and Lucifer thinks is embarrassing to have your higher up make fun of you for making out with some soul-bitch

DP x DC: You did what!?

Just a funny thought. Danny finds out that John Constantine made out with Lucifer Morningstar in a bar bathroom(canon) and freaking out

Just imagine him going up to Lucifer, holding John up and going “really? Him!? In a bathroom?!? I thought you had better taste”

John “hey” and just both Danny and Lucifer shush him


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5 months ago

I don't make relatable content (or yes, why not) I use Tumblr as my personal diary to yell my tragedies and wins at :3


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5 months ago

I keep reading so many Peter Parker in Gotham AU fanfics, and I got the worst idea ever

As most start outs go in these fics, Post SM:NWH Peter ends up in DC universe Gotham

Only difference? The Joker in this DC universe is actually an alternate version of Norman Osborn.

I know this sounds so dumb but like,,, imagine it. May died trying to help Norman, and Peter nearly threw away his morals to avenge her death by killing Norman himself. Now he's faced with another version of Osborn who is so much more fucked up, who's been through so much shit, and all Peter can see past that shitty clown make-up is the poor man who needed help who his aunt died trying to help. The man who went to FEAST knowing Peter could help. The man who one second was scared of everything including himself, and the next was laughing uncontrollably, even through the punches Peter pounded into him.

What if Peter decides Mays death won't be in vain. That even if this isn't the same Norman Osborn, he's going to help him and he won't die trying like May. He's going to avenge her death the right way.

Then cue the Bats freaking the FUCK out because???? As much as they beat the shit out of him, Bruce had spent years trying to help him, then this homeless and totally adoptable kid shows up out of nowhere and is breaking past the Joker and to the real man trapped behind it all?????


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1 year ago

Ok- i knew he reverted back, watching a movie 5 times makes you notice the details- but, the comment you just made has made me even more sad and sorry for poor miles.

Little dude was living as best as he could after traumatic events with no one to hear and understand him, sure, his parents were there for him when Aaron passed, but Miles hasn’t told how he feels it was his fault, how he witnessed it, how he witnessed Spider-Man die, how he was almost beat to dead by Kingpin, how he lost everyone he felt were the only ones to be able to understand him, everything in less than a week.

Miles was 13, he was barely starting puberty, and he had to take on a role he felt he couldn’t full fill, sure, he ended up feeling better about himself and his powers, but let’s remember, at the start of itsv, when Miles meets the other Spiders of the movie, they tell him they don’t think he could do it, sure, at the end they are all friends and fun, but he probably felt like he was back in time for a moment in there with Miguel, telling him how he doesn’t belong, just like the other had in the first movie.

My bad, that was a small rant i did there, and I probably got something wrong, but anyways, poor small dude was barely in high school when he got hit with the big responsibilitjes train

hey so you know all the symbolism about miles wearing a spider-man costume for most of itsv because he didn't feel like he was living up to what spider-man was supposed to be. you know how his real suit is so important because it represents his confidence in himself. hey did you know that after miguel tells him he's an anomaly and a mistake, miles' suit glitches back into that spider-man costume.

2 years ago

Hiii, yes i don’t post, but i want you to know i’m safe :)

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1 year ago

his flaws make him so much hotter i need journalists to get this!!

no i KNOW, like SHOW ME his eye bags, SHOW ME the lines around his mouth, SHOW ME his acne (that he doesn't have somehow, how is his skin so NICE i need ANSWERS??)

like we like him bc he's a lil goofy looking, NOT because he's some like jacob elordi type LET OUR BITCH BE GOOFY LOOKING!!


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1 year ago

"I could fix dominic sessa" rookie skills. he could fix ME


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