More Metanoia-verse Edits!

the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

Truer words have never been spoken

Never mind, Kol’s back and nothing else matters.

Liability is the most Caroline Forbes coded song ever and you cannot change my mind.

Allow me to set the scene...

So you're an alien (just go with it) and you have to write a report on human studies.

You with me? Good.

Okay so you go to your local human library (stay with me here) to find some research material but...

Oh no! You only used research from the ritualistic cult section!

We following? Awesome.

So now your entire knowledge of the human race is just ritualistic cults.

Makes sense? Great.

Then you get invited to a humans birthday party (there's a point here I promise) and it's time for cake.

Everybody on the same page? Super.

Alien (that's you) watches as this lovely dessert is brought out and wax sticks are placed into it. The wax is set on fire and everyone gathers in a circle to chant. Once the chanting is complete a chosen one makes a wish on the flaming wax sticks (thus embuing the cake with the magical wish powers obviously) and blows the fire out. Everyone eats the treat and the annual ritual is complete.

All of this is to say...

Birthdays do be a little culty.

A shining example of what Christianity should be. Maybe if all Christians were like this more people would like us

To my regulars,

My sister is constantly forced to listen to me gush about each and every one of you❤️

Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

In honour of disability pride month, we made a disability Pride Knight! Stay proud! ⚔️🌈

Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

I mean yeah same but I have to admit it'd be interesting to see what a version of me with my life together looks like. An exact copy of me except they've worked out all my issues? I can't even imagine it.

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is