Damn I Had No Idea The Real Housewives Of Michigan Were So Based! Get It, Susan! You Take Your Gay Son

treat yourself to a short fic. in 2k or less, your whole day could turn around.

He pulls the thin strands of his hair up into a messy bun, feeling the sparse follicles crunch like corn husks in his grip.

He looks at himself in the mirror, his face pulled taut by the Hello Kitty scrunchie struggling to grip his almost non-existent locks, and his complexion a cheeto dust orange.

It was clear in that moment. He was not like other ex presidents.

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The Hunger Games but we replace Caesar Flickerman with this guy

ALL HAIL TAMA! LONG MAY HER LINE OF SUCCESSION REIGN!

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"why do you know that" i am a writer

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

School Spirits season 2 ships/Xavier rant

Why am I lowkey shipping Rhonda and Quinn now??? Like she made her smile one time and suddenly I'm sold.

I'm very happy for Charley and his new love interest! I think it will be a big part of his journey towards moving on because it will be the final push he needs to let go of Emilio. Plus, Yuri seems chill, if not a little sus though it seems like it's in more of a chaotic neutral type of way than a malicious way.

Xavier continues to annoy me. The scene where he blows off Claire after finding out Maddie may be alive pissed me off so badly. He clearly cared about Maddie more than Claire, so it just gives the impression that he was stringing her along for sex and never intended for anything serious between them. To add to that, they're now setting up this romance between him and Nicole, which just further adds to the player vibe I get from him. He's flirting anonymously with Nicole, while in a situationship with Claire, while still talking like he's not over Maddie, and I'm supposed to find him likable? I just don't understand the appeal. The guy looks like a greasy rat(I haven't forgotten about that scene with the cinderblock), and the eyes that everyone seems to like so much just creep me out honestly. He's got this stare that's a mix between a tweaker and a freaky ass bird.

My main man Wally continues to be the best! I'm very worried about him, though, because if things go the way I think and Maddie is put back into her body, it's going to break his heart, and I don't think I can handle that😭

QPRs are basically homebrewing your relationship. I know what I want but it's far from all guidelines and prerequisites that society has given us. I could email you a PDF though.

So true. I'll show up to the hospital (and it's bad if I'm at the hospital cause I'm broke ), and I will always, without fail, rate my pain firmly in the middle. Anywhere from a 4 to a 6. Cause like, it could be worse. It has been worse. And yet, here I am.

This is canon what are you talking about???

This is now my new favorite best friend duo