Finally Found A Word To Accurately Describe My Mom’s Tomato Soup Lol

Technically she ran away but this is how it would’ve went down 💀

“So if I sat on [the prayer mat], would I be in a state of grace too?”

“No, you would be in a state of some discomfort, for I would beat you with a stick.”

-The Outlaws Scarlett and Browne

crying my eyes out idk 

Mans whipped his head around so fast he probably got whiplash

At my funeral I don’t want them to play traditional hymns n shit I want an original soundtrack by Will Wood to play throughout the service pls and thank you

Dustfinger + textposts [4/?]

When you haven’t been on Pinterest/tumblr in a while then you open it up and you’re like damn bitch catch the fuck up I have new hyperfixations now 🙄

Me before listening to TMA: body horror? idk if I’ll be able to handle this, it bothers me in stranger things

Me after TMA: *eating lunch whilst listening to stories of people’s faces being peeled of in I Am in Eskew* hmm interesting

Here I am

Back on my bullshit after reading books 1 and 2 of the Scarlett and Browne series by Jonathan Stroud

In which Warren continues to be iconic