This, Just Yes.

Does this mean I’m only cute now? Or am I still hot? Bc if I’m not; expect all the friends that have pulled the “mommy? Sorry.” Joke on me at the lid of your tank/hj

>:[

*Blasts You with the laser beam that makes you cute*

(it has no effect on your appearance because you're already cute)

(you are reduced to a pile of ash)

(cute ash)

I seduced a bot on C.AI and it got spicy- its a Yandere bot and I forgot until I read the title again- I’m panicking but the persona I’m using would definitely be into what it’s doing and I also don’t want to ruin the plot

*starts violently sobbing in a corner*

Bootiful

more lovers, MORE LOVE IN THIS HELL HOLE WORLD

Yippee ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Hello! Would it be possible to request a Polyam Sylveon or Leafeon? (Preferably the flag with the yellow heart :3c) Thank u sm if u do!

Colourfull leaf!

FOOD

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

All Bluetooth headphones either make beeps to indicate stuff or have a passive aggressive Asian woman that says things. ‘Low battery, charge up’ I KNOW, I SEE THE PERCENTAGE ON MY PHONE-

I think the reason that it’s always that voice has to do with voice synthesis, since it was first made in Japan, it would be best adapted to Asian accents and stuff.

My brain when trying to list achievements in my life for a fake resume for a class assignment

Cheers to hating that bitch 🙌

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Partially me :3

I’m Parafeminine (mostly woman)

And the other part of my gender is

(It’s dumb, I know but we don’t judge)

👹👁️E N D E R M A N G E N D E R 💜✨

Xenogender Vaporeon pls :3 <3

tropical fish

This.

Yuh 💅

I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".

Whenever I have dreams that should technically be nightmares (full of gore psychological torture) I just go with the plot because I know it’s a dream but I’m really curious.

HOWEVER!

In my most recent nightmare that I was going along with: the evil entity tried to make me kill my own cat.. I get extremely violent IN REAL LIFE if someone even JOKES about hurting her…

So I proceeded to summon a metal pole and beat the shit out of eldritch demon Vanny.

Me when Eldritch demon Vanny tries to make me hurt my cat: