I Love This Gif, Because I Think It Is A Great Example Of The Disphoria I Feel All To Frequently.

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

This plant right here is God’s gift to mankind, I treasure this plant so much. What I do is, I peal off the skin off the plant and then cut up the gel like fruit layer in small squares and then put them in a bottle as if they were pills and and take 4 squares per day; You can also use the Aloe Vera plant externally on your skin as a skin treatment supplement too. Here are some benefits of using the Aloe Vera plant.

Halts the growth of cancer tumors.

Lowers high cholesterol.

Repairs “sludge blood” and reverses “sticky blood”.

Boosts the oxygenation of your blood.

Eases inflammation and soothes arthritis pain.

Protects the body from oxidative stress.

Prevents kidney stones and protects the body from oxalates in coffee and tea.

Alkalizes the body, helping to balance overly acidic dietary habits.

Cures ulcers, IBS, Crohn’s disease and other digestive disorders.

Reduces high blood pressure natural, by treating the cause, not just the symptoms.

Nourishes the body with minerals, vitamins, enzymes and glyconutrients.

Accelerates healing from physical burns and radiation burns.

Replaces dozens of first aid products, makes bandages and antibacterial sprays obsolete.

Halts colon cancer, heals the intestines and lubricates the digestive tract.

Ends constipation.

Stabilizes blood sugar and reduces triglycerides in diabetics.

Prevents and treats candida infections.

Protects the kidneys from disease.

Functions as nature’s own “sports drink” for electrolyte balance, making common sports drinks obsolete.

Boosts cardiovascular performance and physical endurance.

Speeds recovery from injury or physical exertion.

Hydrates the skin, accelerates skin repair.

The spine is leaving hairs everwhere, OH MY GOD! I'm dying.

Use the cat's name to your advantage with things like "I hugged the Spine today" and "The Spine got scared so he slept with me" Destroy the fandom for me.

BWHAHAHAH

the spine rubbed up against my leg and purred today ;D

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The Selfie Olympics

You have been chosen by CatSpine

http://spdotty.tumblr.com/post/71856259579

So I took Iri to work and came back. When I got to the apartment there was this cat sitting outside my neighbors door, CRYING AND CRYING

As soon as I opened the door, it BOLTED IN BEHIND ME. So I gave it some tuna and some water and it calmed down. I tried putting him back...

No one:

Still no one:

Absolutely no one:

Me: *simping over fictional characters and celebs who will never know of my existence* This is fine.