Arthur & Guenièvre à La Tour

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.

Hire a ferret!

Casual reminder that you're awesome and amazing and I hope you find twenty dollars on the ground.

It’s a little snowy though so I hope that if that 20 dollars is on the ground, it’s on the floor of my apartment

I want to cry now.

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…

Ex-Angel Inhales Crac-

Lucifer: *coughs*

MC,in the vent: God bless you.

Lucifer: Father?!

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MC: Did it hurt?

Lucifer: When i fell from heaven to you? Stop that nonsense MC.

MC: No im curious did the fall actually hurt or did your sisters nearly dead body help with the fa-

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MC,outside in the storm: SHUT UP

Lucifer: MC stop your stu-

*lightning bolt strikes next to MC*

MC: WHAT THE FUCK

i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.

Lancelot a peut-être l'armure, mais la coiffure de grand malade, c'est pour Arthur 😂😂

Oui avant que j’oublie encore.

La servante de Guenièvre (Nessa), elle a une coiffure similaire à Guenièvre, mais en moins complexe. Je pense qu’on est tous d’accord pour dire que ça doit être un enfer pour faire ça sur sa propre tête.

Donc je pense que c’est Guenièvre qui la coiffe (pour passer le temps aussi) et que du coup elle a pu expérimenter pleins de trucs pour coiffer Tutur, qui sait ?

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.