Je Sais Que J'suis Dans Les Choux Avec Ce Headcannon, Mais Parfois Je Me Dis Que Si Il Avait Jamais Rencontré

An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.

Goi Nasu (via thedeviousplot)

I’m not sure which is my favorite

the nosebleed.

oh my god something just occurred to me

you know how in spg’s most recent shows where rabbit starts seductively stripping his vest?

well

they’re doing a 21+ show in vegas and…

i’ll leave the rest up to you

We need to talk about Jessica Rabbit. Why? Because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing movie and because Jessica is the most underrated character in the world and it’s tragically ironic, especially when you consider what her character is supposed to represent.

It’s no secret that Jessica is sexy. Her bust-waist-leg proportions are worse than Barbie’s! But that’s the point. Jessica was supposed to be proof that some animators completely exaggerated certain body parts when drawing cartoon women.

But as the movie goes on, Jessica actually shows the struggle that she has to face. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” I mean, Jessica has to stow weapons in her bra due to the amount of times that guys have tried to fondle her. She was forced to dance, sing, and play patty-cake with Acme. People always reblog her quote, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” But very few people seem to know what that means. Jessica was drawn, most likely by a sexist man, to be sexy and act naughty.

But here’s the best part: Jessica doesn’t want any of that. She just wants to be with her husband, Roger. Roger. Out of every Toon in Toontown, Jessica falls in love with Roger. Why? Because he makes her laugh. Because whereas everyone else saw her as being a sex symbol, he saw her for her personality. He unconditionally loved her and she unconditionally loved him. And she was ready to do anything for him. She danced, she sang, she played patty-cake, all because they threatened to kill him. Long story short, she’s an amazing character because she has a great personality, undying love for her husband, and the ability to fight when the time comes. (She used a fryign pan to bash a Toon’s head in long before Rapunzel!) She is, in short, amazing.

And do you know what the ironic part is? Go into the Jessica Rabbit tag. 3/4 of the tag is explicit drawings and photoshops. Most people don’t respect her character and instead see her as simply a sex symbol … which is completely ironic because her entire plotline was about how nobody respected her and saw her as a sex symbol! Even though she was so much more than that! Do you see where I’m going with this? (Hello Nurse has the same problem but that’s a post for another day.)

YOU, I LIKE YOU, LET'S BE CONFUSED TOGETHER. YOUR NAME CONTAINS JIGGLY, SO I WANT TO CALL YOU CAPSY-JIGGLYPUFF. <3

http://jigglejiggly.tumblr.com/post/75060499384

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever...

GUYS PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS THIS IS SERIOUS NOW AND MY WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY IS SCARED AS SHIT!

MY FATHER HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 4 AM THIS MORNING AND WE HAVE NOT SEEN HIM ALL DAY! THE ONLY INFORMATION WE FOUND OUT WAS THAT HE WAS IN MISSOURI AT ABOUT 2 PM TODAY AND HE WAS IN CONTACT WITH SOME POLICE OFFICERS! THE OFFICERS HAD BEEN TALKING TO HIM FOR A WHILE BEFORE SOMEHOW DEEMING HIM “COHERENT” AND THEY “ESCORTED HIM TO THE STATE LINE” BEFORE JUST IGNORING HIM COMPLETELY! THIS WAS HOURS AND HOURS AGO AND HE’S NOT IN TENNESSEE OR NEBRASKA!

THE POLICE OFFICER IS NOW AT OUR HOUSE TRYING TO FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT AND HE CAN’T REALLY DO STUFF IF HIS HIGHER UPS DON’T THINK HE’S A DANGER TO HIMSELF, WHICH I HOPE THEY DO SAY YES TO BECAUSE MY DAD IS EPILEPTIC AND WHEN PUT UNDER HIGH AMOUNTS OF STRESS, WHICH HE CURRENTLY IS SUFFERING FROM, HE CAN HAVE SEIZURES WHICH ARE VERY DANGEROUS WHEN DRIVING ALONE!

PLEASE GUYS! I WANT TO FIND MY DAD HE’S BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF STUFF RECENTLY AND JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING FINE AGAIN HE GOES MISSING AND I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FUCKING DAD AGAIN!

He’s about 40 years old, he looks a little bit older than what he does in the picture, he is about 170 pounds and maybe close to 6’0”, his truck is a silver chevy silverado, please Google it if you don’t know what it looks like, it has a dent in the front, the license plate is RWW 222, and we hope he’s either somewhere in Nebraska, somewhere in Tennessee, or somewhere in between.

Please, if you see this man ANYWHERE call the police or something please stop him he needs serious help and we’re all worried about him!!!

"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"

Yes, yes they do

Vintage Disneyland Poster

Bêtisier - Franck Pitiot.

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