One Happy Karkat

So in the new update, Caliborn goes on about how Dirk banished his soul into Lil Cal, and how ARquiusprite showed up out of nowhere and ended up getting pulled along for the ride.  And if you notice, HALF OF GAMZEE TOO. This explains so much. Why the game read Scratch’s sudden death as an opportunity to revive him into Lord English. (Caliborn) Why Lord English is so muscular. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch is so shrouded in mystery. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch and Lord English are so vastly intelligent, unlike Caliborn. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Why Lord English is so mirthful and angry. (Gamzee) Why Lord English can destroy souls. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Lord English even stole his name from Jake English, who in turn got his name from his Grandma Jade English, who in turn stole it from Lord English.  Paradox. It all makes sense now.

gay talk and mom talk.

bonus:

fuck you vriska

there is so much things i want to say about the whole upd8 but this last scene.

dave apologizing repeatedly and saying “this is fucked up”

dirk about to say something but immediately switch to supporting dave

i am currently drowning in feels

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hussie!!!!!!!

wtf hussie

wtf

so I tried tracing the smooooooch thing.

took me like 4 hours to draw

and then i realized the legs were wrong

took me like 2 hours to fix

then i realized the hood is fucked up.

WHATEVRRRRRR

Rose[x] Dave[x] Jade[x]

Davesprite in a jar

before[x]

does this mean jade and jane are from the revised timeline?

the timeline where roxy dies?

oh yeah john died too.

Can next upd8 please be like