In love with the idea prophecies could never be prevented but trying to stop them makes only the craziest possible ways an outcome could happen happen
And a seven-year-old Astyanax accidentally burns part of Ithica's castle down because he knocked a candle over. He's really sorry about it though, super sorry, please don't tell his new big brother -
Odysseus has been laughing at the king of the gods for the past three hours.
The oracles work in mysterious ways.
The person isnt me buT WHY DID I ONLY SEE THIS NOW I COULDVE DONE THE FLUSTERING BUT NOW I MISSED THE CHANCE
currently in an extreme lee mood. for a specific person. said specific person is normally lee. im not gonna say anything to them. they dont follow me so everything is fine. lets just ignore me. im gonna suffer in peace.
the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
Holy shit my mom, who genuinely doesn’t think she’s neurodivergent, has done this for fuckin years anytime she needs to clean the house
Ooooo i should do this
"what, does it tickle?"
"stahp saying that-"
"why, can't you still say tickle?"
"sHhhfUCK-"
im fine i promise TwT
Also i love being able to mash a bunch of bots into one poly ace relationship but i honestly forget some people dont do multishipping bc the amount of times ive seen “oh i wish character a was with character b but a is already with c” like buddy, you can put them all together
Ok so i will only ship transformers in a completely asexual way or bc its funny
But i find it completely funny when another in universe character thinks a ship is like fully 18+ and then like the ship doesnt do more than hold hands
Like its an amazing dynamic
Literally for merlin lmao
I tend to post a lot of Merlin-centric stuff, but I wouldn't want you to think I haven't noticed the amount of indecent Arthur cleavage that goes on in the show.
My God, could he be anymore of a tease. 🤤
HELP THATS EVEN BETTER
Polite reminder to stay hydrated
HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?
Bro for anyone feeling this: it’s probably the christianity if you were brought up catholic, you can deep six that shit like throwing slime on the ceiling
Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3
I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.
15 going on fuckin 50 from how much I put up with (Not talking to you baby) Pronouns? No clue call me by whatever pronouns y’all want Demiromantic Panromantic Taken New to the tickling community, please nothing spicy- sfw only Warning, I will geek out about very random things if given the chance
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