Reblogging For Reference Later Totally No Reason Girlfriend Dont Worry Its Totally Not (thats A Lie)

Looks like it’s time to play Did I Fuck Up My Shoulder or Am I Just a Little Bitch

Why is my girlfriend so adorable omg

I rambled about wanting to kiss and tickle her and I come onto here to find she lost her mind over it and she’s so adorable I can’t

UGHHHH

FUCKING GODS I NEED TO BE PINNED AND WRECKED!! HIPS STRADDLED, HANDS ABOVE HEAD, THE WHOLE SHABANG!! I NEED TO HAVE MY SIDES SCRIBBLED ON AND UNDERARMS SCRATCHED AT AND HIPS MASSAGED AND TUMMY KISSED AND RASPBERRIED AND MY NECK AND EARS NIBBLED AND BLOWN ON AND MY GODS!!! I NEED TO GIGGLE AND LAUGH AND SQUEAL AND SHRIEK!! I NEED TO THRASH AND SQUIRM AND BUCK!!! I NEED TO BE TEASED INTO OBLIVION AND BE CALLED ADORABLE AMD BE EMBARRASSED IN A SILLY WAY!!! the lee mood is absolutely kicking my ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk

Gender envy AND beautiful fanart?????? Amazing, we’re thriving over here definitely not crying over the ending nope

Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)

Shoutout to last year when it was 3am and I was a dramatic bitch lol

Never let your guard down.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Rose 🌹 💕

gods my hEART I CANT ;-;

hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down

people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy

but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father

how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war

telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?

took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)

Holy shit my mom, who genuinely doesn’t think she’s neurodivergent, has done this for fuckin years anytime she needs to clean the house

New headcanon yoinked

Headcanon: Telemachus wears Odysseus’ clothes

I can’t stop thinking about this: I imagine Odysseus did not take notice during the songs “Odysseus” and “I can’t help but wonder” but Telemachus is 100% wearing his dads clothes in the songs in my opinion - at least the cape and stuff - to feel closer to him.

A day later, Ody finally takes a shower and goes to his closet to check out his wardrobe and finds it ransacked (like almost nothing is left that the clothes that are still present are only undergarments or oversized clothing). He asks his wife about it and she has no idea so Ody wears something a little big on him (he also definitely lost weight on his journey). During breakfast, in strolls Telemachus wearing his dads garments, belt, sword holding thing, jewelry and more, completely oblivious about the situation as both Penelope and Odysseus look at him in sudden realization. Odysseus does not speak about it as his son plops down next to him to start eating only to finally get what was going on.

He gets really embarrassed and wants to shoot up immediately to change and apologize but Ody shuts that down quickly by pushing his son back on his seat, puts his arm around his shoulder, smiles proudly and looks to his wife (who is hiding her laughing under her breath) and say that he will need a new wardrobe because a little owl kit has nicked his old one (or something like that). Telemachus, who is still embarrassed and red-faced hides his face in his dads hair, mumbling justifications but is told to relax and that it is fine and endearing and that Ody is actually happy that he could be there for his son at least in this way.

and now i’ve made myself cry by writing this out 😭

if anyone wants to write fanfiction about this, please tag me, i really want to see what people would do with this premise :’ D 🩵🩵🩵

Edit: now with official fanfiction by yours truly as well :D Can be read here 🩵🩵