One Of Our Friends (as Far As I Remember He Doesnt Know The Full Extent Of Just How Adorably Ticklish

Never let your guard down.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MY FATHER IS LIKE A FRICKING GREMLIN!!! okay so i hate bananas. like burning hatred for bananas. and this morning, my dad was driving me to the bus stop cause its *cold* and was eating a banana. AND THEN PROCEEDED TO STICK THE BANANA IN MY FACE, RIGHT AT MY NOSE, AND SAY "you want some?" LIKE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT?!? i love my father but oh my gods he acts like a teenage boy

Don’t worry guys it’s normal for dust bunnies to sleep there

You broke me in the best way possible. You broke me in the delicious way a voice breaks to hit different note, in the way you break in a new favorite coat, in the way a bone needs to be rebroken and reset if it doesn’t heal properly.

You broke the person I was, the person I had somehow turned into along the way, and you pulled the best parts of who I used to be to the surface. In my heart you paved the way for who I am now. You stitched together the best parts of who I was then and who I used to be so long ago.

In loving you I started to love myself, to love who I turned into around you, to love the person you made me want to be.

Slowly, you led me to enjoy the world again and I’m forever grateful

And you wanna know something?

You didn’t even know you did it,

But I’m so glad you did

Happy birthday to my girlfriend

To you: my heart, my light, and my hope (and my gayness <3)

Rose 🌹 💕

Literally for merlin lmao

I tend to post a lot of Merlin-centric stuff, but I wouldn't want you to think I haven't noticed the amount of indecent Arthur cleavage that goes on in the show.

My God, could he be anymore of a tease. 🤤

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Where there is love there is life

cosy ˖˚⊹

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Fire/Grass frog

Im so tempted to try and sketch this siakdknakdjwjdjdjdj

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

WHY IS THIS ME

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.