I Wanna Be Able To Do This With My Girlfriend Buried Under The Biggest Hoodie Imaginable And Give Her

Help why is this amazing and why did my brain start reenacting it in my head

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ss: “How dare you say that to soundwave megatron, you can’t disrespect my wife like that!”

m: “SHUT UP STARSCR– wait what”

ss: “We’re married duh. Wait- wait did you really? Oh allspark you really did- YOU FORGOT WE’RE MARRIED?!?!” (With hands waving in the air and everything, megatron almost has to duck the wing closest to him flailing)

m: “What do you mean you’re married Starscream what-”

ss: “I mean WE GOT MARRIED MEGATRON”

sw: “Affirmative: 2 years, 7 months, 4 days, and 32 seconds. 33 seconds. 34 sec-”

m: “I GET IT! WHY DIDNT YOU TWO IDIOTS TELL ME THIS!”

ss: (classic screech) “MEGATRON!! You were the first one invited- I can’t believe you forgot this!”

sw: “Affirmative: you were invited to be the flower girl.”

ss: “You tried to tear apart the hologram!” (probably grumbled)

sw: “Continuation: And when that did not work you stormed off.”

ss: “Yeah! Like a little bitch!”

sw: “Resolution: you ignored us so you did not remember to go to the ceremony.

m: “What” (very confused) “how-”

sw: “Clarification: Ravage was the flower girl.”

ss: “AND HE DID A VERY GOOD JOB!!!”

And then cue megatrons horrified face while in the background Ravage comes out and plops on Starscream’s shoulder and Starscream scratches under his chin.

Basically the reason why I love this pairing - Megatron would be beyond devastated

I imagine it started with another of Starscreams schemes to get back at Meghan, but he realizes that Soundwave is a multi Husband Poll Champion and maaaybe it would do himself some good with better standards (meanwhile Megatron is obtuse as always)

It’s not even 7 in the morning but the urge to cook is insane

I'm trying to make a good pot roast in my crockpot, but after I take it out it gets dry. It's on "low" (whatever that means) for 8 hours. I've tried searing it before and still dry. It's submerged in plain water with some herbs and spices for that time. Am I over/undercooking it? It's a cut with low fat %, is that why?

I love you. I think you learned how to make pot roast from someone on Opposite Day, or perhaps April 1st. The only thing you got right is 'low heat for 8 hours'.

Choose a fatty cut of tough meat. Look for lots of fat marbling on a Chuck roast or Shoulder roast. Tough meat has a ton of flavor, and the fat keeps the meat from drying out. The long cook time on low heat, plus acids will make 'tough' meat into a pull-apart, melt-in-your-mouth glory.

Make sure the meat is completely thawed, NOT frozen.

Plain water and nothing else except herbs/spices is.... not what I'd do. A lot of flavor can come into the broth when you add whole carrots (minus the carrot top!) and quartered onions in there. I'm a fan of adding some big chunks of pumpkin or butternut squash and chunks of turnip as well.

I think using red wine for part of the liquid base, and adding a hearty helping of worcestershire sauce will also help the flavor and making the meat 'melty.' The acid and alcohol will draw more, and different flavors from the meat and vegetables that water alone cannot do. Makes it richer.

For my very best pot roast recipe, which had my wedding guests fuckin' clamoring to get the recipe; I cheat. I'm not ashamed of that fact. For the richest, most face-punchingly meaty tasting broth, go to an asian market (or online) and find a mushroom hot pot soup base. It'll be a thick liquid inside a bag, which you then dilute with water. Use THAT as the liquid base (remember to dilute it!), and add your wine and wocestershire sauce to it, along with those herbs & spices. Your whole face will be blown off with flavor. It's the best.

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The little sword flicks aiwnsjdndksmxmdmdmdkkskdjfjd

One of my favorite things in Merlin is how you can clearly see Bradley James getting sword fighting training and improving at it as time goes on. Like, season 1, all Arthur sword fights are Duels With Helmets and minimal closeups, and then by the end of the show he's doing these choreographed long takes that look effortless. I just love seeing the progression.

“Watch where the bird flies! It will lead us to–”

“The entire crew dying bc you gave away your address to one of the god’s bitch ass son”

“…What?”

“I SAID THE–”

“PolitiES DONT GO WHERE THE BIRDS FLY THEY WILL LEAD US TO DEAD”

I also did this. Apollo’s forgot about the loophole.

My girl Cassandra deserved a better fate. Let her be one of the Ithacan sisters.

Literally for merlin lmao

I tend to post a lot of Merlin-centric stuff, but I wouldn't want you to think I haven't noticed the amount of indecent Arthur cleavage that goes on in the show.

My God, could he be anymore of a tease. 🤤

If only i could actually smell ;-;

“you smell good” is a top tier compliment

Help cats are so cuteeeeeeee

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