Shit Man I Was Expecting A Boss Fight Not A Place As Empty As That One Time My Hope In Humanity’s Future

Shit Man I Was Expecting A Boss Fight Not A Place As Empty As That One Time My Hope In Humanity’s Future
Shit Man I Was Expecting A Boss Fight Not A Place As Empty As That One Time My Hope In Humanity’s Future
Shit Man I Was Expecting A Boss Fight Not A Place As Empty As That One Time My Hope In Humanity’s Future
Shit Man I Was Expecting A Boss Fight Not A Place As Empty As That One Time My Hope In Humanity’s Future

Shit man I was expecting a boss fight not a place as empty as that one time my hope in humanity’s future was shattered after seeing a 7th grader walk full confidence into oncoming traffic saying “if they hit me I’ll just sue”

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4 months ago

New headcanon yoinked

Headcanon: Telemachus wears Odysseus’ clothes

I can’t stop thinking about this: I imagine Odysseus did not take notice during the songs “Odysseus” and “I can’t help but wonder” but Telemachus is 100% wearing his dads clothes in the songs in my opinion - at least the cape and stuff - to feel closer to him.

A day later, Ody finally takes a shower and goes to his closet to check out his wardrobe and finds it ransacked (like almost nothing is left that the clothes that are still present are only undergarments or oversized clothing). He asks his wife about it and she has no idea so Ody wears something a little big on him (he also definitely lost weight on his journey). During breakfast, in strolls Telemachus wearing his dads garments, belt, sword holding thing, jewelry and more, completely oblivious about the situation as both Penelope and Odysseus look at him in sudden realization. Odysseus does not speak about it as his son plops down next to him to start eating only to finally get what was going on.

He gets really embarrassed and wants to shoot up immediately to change and apologize but Ody shuts that down quickly by pushing his son back on his seat, puts his arm around his shoulder, smiles proudly and looks to his wife (who is hiding her laughing under her breath) and say that he will need a new wardrobe because a little owl kit has nicked his old one (or something like that). Telemachus, who is still embarrassed and red-faced hides his face in his dads hair, mumbling justifications but is told to relax and that it is fine and endearing and that Ody is actually happy that he could be there for his son at least in this way.

and now i’ve made myself cry by writing this out 😭

if anyone wants to write fanfiction about this, please tag me, i really want to see what people would do with this premise :’ D 🩵🩵🩵

Edit: now with official fanfiction by yours truly as well :D Can be read here 🩵🩵

3 months ago
They Fucked Up His Lab Partner 4 Times
They Fucked Up His Lab Partner 4 Times
They Fucked Up His Lab Partner 4 Times
They Fucked Up His Lab Partner 4 Times

they fucked up his lab partner 4 times

1 month ago

HELP HOLY SHIT MY DAD SHOWED ME THE MUSIC VIDEO COVER RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS DID OF LOVE ROLLARCOSTER BC WE WERE WATCHING THE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES AND THATS THE SONG IN THE THIRD ONE BUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

IVE ONLY SEEN THE FIRST THREE SO FAR BUT ALL WERE REFERENCED IN THE MUSIC VIDEO

THE ROLLARCOSTER

THE AIRPLANE

THE HIGHWAY BIG TRUCK PILEUP

THE CARNIVAL SCENE WITH ANDYS STORE AT THE END

AM I GOING INSANE?????? HAS ANYONE EVER LOOKED AT THIS BEFORE??????? HAS ANYONE NOTICED IT????????


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1 month ago

This is the closest to what i think of them as

No Mourners, No Funerals 🖤

no mourners, no funerals 🖤

2 months ago

I love the artstyle so much aksndidhdjdnjsjsjsjsj

AlriGHT fine, here it is, Metamy enjoyers.

I created this around February last year, but I never ended up posting it because I WASN’T DONE! I wanted to test out CapCut’s capabilities before PRO got introduced. I’m gonna check out alight motion next time…

.Anyways… BYE-

OG SONG

AlriGHT Fine, Here It Is, Metamy Enjoyers.
AlriGHT Fine, Here It Is, Metamy Enjoyers.
1 month ago

I was not expecting this to be so accurate holy moly lemon roly

Random thought

Asking questions like "Can I tickle you?" or saying "I want to tickle you" kind of terrifies me because what if they don't want to be tickled?

Rationally, the answer is that you just say okay and don't ask further questions. No harm done.

But it's still scary because it feels like being a ler, which is a position of power, I should accommodate the lee in every aspect possible. So to have a desire that's not from what the lee wants, but what I want, it kind of feels wrong. I understand that some lees really like that their lers want to tickle them for the ler's own desire.

But I don't know, still scary.

1 month ago

This

This is almost exactly how i imagine him in the books????? How did you draw almost exactly what i think of from the book holy shit thats amazing

Like i love how show kaz looks but fanart for book kaz just always seems just a little off for me but this is so accurate to my funky little brain view you are amazing random artist person

[Image Description: Two digital art drawings of Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows. In one drawing he is wearing a suit and tie. In the other he's wearing a coat over top of it. In both drawings he has a serious, observant expression on his face. End ID.] description credit: @hollow-prior

been a minute since i’ve drawn Kaz

3 months ago

Why does his face in the last panel work so well holy shit

Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be
Anything Can Be Stobotnik If You Want It To Be

anything can be stobotnik if you want it to be

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