The BOOpocalypse II is here 👻
You're... you're alive.
When the moon fell in love with the sun.
𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢
Martin: I love you
Jon: I love you too
Martin: But im not gonna sacrifice the world over it
Jon: Thank you
and ive killed myself im dead i cried myself to death
I envy writers.
As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.
But a writer.
A writer can take you there.
They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.
I envy writers.
Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D
Joan of Exy ✌️
25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
A list of things I’m still thinking about 2 days later
Jeremy and how he fully avoids his every issue and doesn’t acknowledge them, even to himself. We know nothing about this man.
Cat and Laila.
CAT HAS A BIKE
Cat being nicknamed Cat
Jean simping for every character but Neil (canonically stunning) only gets “cockroach” and “vicious”
Kevin keeping depressed guys alive one promise at a time
Candy drawer. Cheese shelf
Neil never mentioning any of the rumours about Jean in aftg
Jeremy baby wtf happened at the banquet. Who’s your brother. Why would a cop recognise you. Who’s your dad. Why does your sister hate you. What do you mean you ‘chose Exy’.
“As if you can tell a girl apart from a cow on a good day.”
Wymack dialling the the Dad Vibes up to 100
Realising Neil has a lot more of Nathaniel in him than he lets on in his pov
“They’re American” “Hey” “You barely count”
“That’s illegal, just so you know.”
Jean mourning every “what if” with Neil
The girls giving Jean forehead kisses.
Jeremy being disappointed if not slightly jealous when he thought Jean was dating Renee but pushed down those thoughts because “it wouldn’t be fair”.
Jeremy absolutely thirsting after Jean to the point where Cat had to tell him to “tighten those screws before getting on that ride”…. I’m stopping my thoughts here before it gets nsfw
Neil pulling up, killing a guy, walking the FBI around like dogs because he found it amusing, making a trained cop feel guilty for him (a criminal), making up the best alibi and lie on the spot (even Jean was impressed), finding his way back to the ATM no problem despite never having been in the city before (Jean was getting lost).
Neil being a “safe line to follow home” for Jean
Confirmation that Kevin was also severely physically abused prior to having his hand broken
There’s more. I’ll keep adding.
I don't know shit about tumblr but I write whump on ao3 (pfp and headers aren't mine, credits to the artists) hello Jon, apologies for the deception AO3
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