happy whumptober
I can't personally stomach the extreme ends of whump anymore, but I'm glad that they existed and continue to exist Examining why I became sad at certain fanfics helped me get around dissociating the second I tried to think of trauma thanks to all the fanfic writers out there
Dick and Jason taking care of an injured or sick Tim if you’re still doing drawing requests? Or the inverse, little brothers taking care of older brother?
that moment when you’re suddenly the oldest o(- (
“and the universe said…”
(1-60 i'll add more soon)
part 2 up!
world's most effective anti-smoking PSA
man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.
woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.
book makes multiple people fall off chair.
man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.
worm sti.
there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.
fuck this tree
well at least ted bundy was a great father :)
i'm like 55% sure vampires are real and i'm willing to take those odds
bitches be dying. you're next.
we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.
sorry ur husband's dead. maybe get some help.
Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)
hah i'm safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.
man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can't be bothered
man's bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people's bones.
this guy sucks at DIY home improvement
aw maybe this priest didn't do anything THAT bad!
oh fuck nevermind
THE SKY ATE MY SON.
the worms stole my identity. i haven't left the house in days.
man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)
my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies
sorry mom, i've abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.
tall squiggly and HANDsome
old man arm wrestles demon through door knob
the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it's their sound tech
immortality but at what cost
working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian
i go to america and get almost killed by a furry
well if you love that wasp nest so much why don't you MARRY it (and then she did)
antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.
bone apple teeth
remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.
babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away
man fucks around and it costs him everything
HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE
oh god oh fuck the worms are here
thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.
the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i'm going to get lost in a tunnel about it.
🎸music makes me loose control🎸
spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party
child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.
these mosquitoes are mad sus
man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.
realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it's a terrible shame.
both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation
guy who turns people's bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people's bones.
man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.
Something Big Is In The Water.
what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)
i'm going to be honest i didn't retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever
everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals
hmmgh. ant house.
so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.
the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues
🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)
maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.
your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT
Part 2
crocheting, tea logs, playing persona, recent bookstore pick-ups! also desperately awaiting spring 🌿
you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”
supple-MENTAL am I right-
I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons
Here are a few simple ideas for exploring your passions and finding joy in your downtime. I hope they can help you create a happier and more fulfilling life! ♡
Take a long, relaxing bath
Go for a solo hike or nature walk
Read a book in a cozy spot
Try out a new recipe and cook yourself a fancy meal
Create a vision board or plan out your goals
Watch a movie or binge-watch a TV show
Paint or draw something
Go for a bike ride
Write in a journal or start a blog
Take a yoga or exercise class online
Experiment with makeup or do a skincare routine
Listen to a new music album or podcast
Go to a museum or art gallery
Take a dance class online
Do a puzzle or play a board game
Try a new hobby, like knitting or embroidery
Go to a coffee shop or restaurant and treat yourself to something delicious
Take a long drive and explore new areas
Do a home workout or yoga session
Practice meditation or mindfulness
Go on a solo trip or staycation
Attend a virtual event or workshop
Visit a botanical garden or park
Write a letter or send a care package to a loved one
Do a DIY project, like painting a room or making a piece of furniture
Take a photography or art class
Go on a shopping spree or try on clothes in a dressing room
Visit a local farmer's market or flea market
Attend a theater show or concert
Have a self care day at home with face masks, bubble baths, and relaxation
Have a picnic in a park or your backyard
Take a virtual tour of a museum or city
Visit a library or bookstore and browse for new reads
Attend a virtual book club or writing workshop
Go for a solo kayaking or paddleboarding adventure
Take a photography walk and capture the beauty around you
Attend a virtual concert or music festival
Do a home spa day with a face mask, manicure, and pedicure
Try a new workout, like kickboxing or Pilates
Have a karaoke night and sing your heart out
Attend a virtual wine tasting or cooking class
Do a digital detox and spend time away from technology
Take a bubble bath with candles, relaxing music or a movie
Go stargazing in a remote location
Write a short story or poem
Take a pottery or ceramics class
Go on a solo camping trip and disconnect from the world
Try a new art medium, like watercolors or pastels
Go on a photography scavenger hunt and capture specific objects or colors
Have a movie marathon of your favorite films or a new genre you've been wanting to explore
Have a lovely day today! ❤︎
a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared
I don't know shit about tumblr but I write whump on ao3 (pfp and headers aren't mine, credits to the artists) hello Jon, apologies for the deception AO3
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