Simone Di Meo Batboys

Examples of Bruce’s “Dad Strength” as witnessed by various Robins throughout the years:

can and will bodily pick up any new Robin and bail as soon as gunfire starts on patrol

one time Bruce got out, physically ripped off a broken part of the Batmobile, and threw it in the backseat so he and Jason could keep chasing someone in the Narrows

ran home with Nightwing over his shoulder when he got shot

frequently lifts sewer grates/manhole covers like they weigh nothing

does push-ups with Robins on his back for a challenge

held onto the side of a building with just his fingers for ten minutes once when Steph’s grapple line broke and he had to help her back up

pulls hot dishes from the oven without mitts sometimes for Alfred (insists scar tissue on his hands means he can’t feel it, nobody fully believes him)

Damian swears he saw him kick a tree down once during training. A big tree.

Dick frequently catches him unscrewing screws in his prototypes with his bare fingers

Punches through walls????

can drink nothing but straight black coffee for several days before any signs of discomfort (this freaks out everyone but Tim)

Martin: I love you

Jon: I love you too

Martin: But im not gonna sacrifice the world over it

Jon: Thank you

and ive killed myself im dead i cried myself to death

kisses

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Me when two characters are so obviously gay but are somehow not canon

pouring one out for agent browning tonight. if i had to be neil jostens assigned FBI agent I would invent new forms of alcoholism

Joan of Exy ✌️

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