*In A Surprisingly Accurate Toad Voice* "HOLY DIVER-"

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

a collection of memes i have on my phone and the GF characters i associate them with.

stan and dipper (alternatively ford and dipper)

ford and fiddleford during the researcher era

the tag on this one explains it . but yeah wendy and soos after soos becomes mr mystery

bill talking about ford

mabel

bill

dipper

feel free to add more

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

😲

I made my beanie boo into a furry

do you think in the evil ford au they drunkenly made out once and just either chose to never bring it up again or forgot about it - journal-3

"once"? "drunkenly"?

My general "yeah y'all can play with this if you want" version of the Evil Ford AU, I've kept open-ended & ambiguous so folks can put whatever they want into it. What's official is "Ford has made the terrible decision of calling Bill his boss & bestie and so far he's been given no reason to regret it" and anything beyond that is whatever anyone wants it to be.

But the version that lives in my head is gay as all get-out.

So it definitely isn't just once; and yeah sometimes it's drunkenly, but it doesn't need to be. (First couple times probably were though. Not like they talked things out.)

By the end of the portal era they're having conversations like,

"What are they talking about?" Oh you know, normal overlord-henchman stuff. If Bill's gonna be god/owner/party host of the universe and Ford's gonna do all the boring work of ruling, then OBVIOUSLY they need to indicate to the broader multiverse that if you try to harm Ford you'll invoke the wrath of Bill Cipher.

So once Weirdmageddon overtakes the first galaxy, they're gonna... you know, do a little ceremony thing... for political purposes... Bill thinks sticking his name in Ford's name would help make it clearer that this one's under his protection...

But it's not a big deal, don't make a big deal out of it, they're being sooo chill about it. It's not even legally binding, there's not a jurisdiction in existence that would acknowledge a marriage between Bill Cipher and some random alien from a dimension with no diplomatic ties to the broader multiverse.

For the honeymoon they're throwing their enemies in a supermassive black hole. They're starting with Time Baby and the West Coast Tech admissions department.

(After Bill's death Ford unofficially changes his middle name to "Cipher" anyway.)

Here’s my neopronoun hoard:

Meow/meows/meowself

Pog/poggers/pogself

[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]

Kit/kittens/kittenself

Rock/rocks/rockself

Geo/geode/geodeself

Liz/lizard/lizardself

Stim/stims/stimself

Silly/sillies/sillyself

Drum/drums/drumself

Drum/drummer/drummerself

Neb/nebulas/nebulaself

Nyoom/vrooms/zoomself

Rat/rats/ratself

🥁/🥁s/🥁self

🌸/🌸s/🌸self

🐈/🐈s/🐈self

🦎/🦎s/🦎self

🪨/🪨s/🪨self

♾️/♾️s/♾️self

🐺/🐺s/🐺self

🪶/🪶s/🪶self

🐁/🐁s/🐁self

🍄/🍄s/🍄self

🌌/🌌s/🌌self

🔮/🔮s/🔮self

🌀/🌀s/🌀self

REBLOG TO SCARE AN EXCLUSIONIST

we are united, we must accept and respect not exclude and gatekeep.

mabel: why does bill call you ‘babygirl’ ?

ford: HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKING FOR A WHILE.