BWHAHAHAHAHAHA love to spite your enemies (one way or another)
okay angst over time for goofy ass
THEY GOT MARRIAGE AUGGGHH LESBIANS!!!! LESBIAN MARRIAGE!!!!
Oh god who the fuck did she kill
So, what's everyone's kill count? Just curious :]
Hehehehehe
What if narilamb flirting on the battlefield hm? What then???
Lamb discovers their weakness: Narinder’s attempts at flirting
AGHABAHAGGA MY SISTER DREW THIS SHE HASNT WATCHED THE AMAZING DIGITSL CIRCUS AGHAGAHY MAKE THIS GO VIRAL OH MY GOD GDHDHDH
I swear to fucking god someone scare this senile man I need something to go right in my life for once holy shit
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
They kissed!!!!! Woooo!!1!!!!
The sun and the moon are kissing right now guys omg