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Okay Pomni, since ya don't know how to sew, I'll give instructions from an article on how to do sutures.

*spawns all of these things*

You need a needle driver, tissue forceps, and scissors. Also one of those crescent shaped needles.

Use your needle driver to grab the needle. Make sure it is locked in place, and it's not wobbly in the driver.

Use the tissue forceps to line up the wound as best as you can.

Push the needle through the skin at a 90-degree angle about a centimeter to the right of the wound.

When you’ve gone deep enough, twist your hand so that the needle starts coming up on the other side of the wound. You want the needle to come out straight across from the first needle hole.

When the needle has come out on the other side of the wound, unlock the needle driver, reattach it near the tip of the needle (you don’t need to lock it), and pull until you have about 1-2 inches of thread left on the right side of the wound.

Using your left hand, hold the thread on the left side of the needle and wrap twice around the tip of the needle holder. 

Slightly open the needle holder and grab that 1-2″ of thread on the right side of the wound.

Using your left hand, pull the long part of the thread. The part of the thread wrapped around the needle holder will slide off.

Tighten things so that the tissue is just touching and make sure the knot is lying flat.

Using your left hand, hold the long end of the thread and wrap it once around the needle driver clockwise. Slightly open the needle driver and grab the short end of the thread. Using your left hand, pull the long part of the thread.

Repeat previous step one more time to really create a secure knot. Instead of wrapping the thread clockwise around the needle driver, wrap it counter-clockwise. 

Cut the excess thread.

And then repeat as many times as needed.

Source https://www.artofmanliness.com/health-fitness/health/how-to-suture-a-wound/#What%20Is%20Suturing?

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