I'm Dying. Boy Your Eyes Are Insane!!

Sketch of the day 

[Munday asks]

📕 — favorite book/series?

🧶 — any non-writing hobbies/interests?

📺 — favorite movie(s) and/or tv show(s)?

📕 - My favorite book has remained unchanged since I was 16 years old. Hands down 'Interview With the Vampire' by Anne Rice. Series... really liking the 'Shadow of the Gods' series. On the last installment.

🧶 Honestly... too many. The ADD is RAMPANT. Entomology and taxidermy, drawing, dance, and costume making (I do drag) to name a few...... 😭 Someone really needs to take away my adult money.

📺 - Favorite movie would have to be 'As Above So Below' (if you're a fan of horror and haven't seen it I highly recommend). Series... possibly Dragula or Rupauls Drag Race. I love the looks in Dragula (I'm a macabre girlie at heart), but the performances and humor aspects of Drag Race are just *chef's kiss*.

Noice

There, calling this one done. And no, I most certainly did not watch enough Zone of the Enders or anything…

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REBLOG FROM SOURCE!

Are you friggen kidding me I love spiders having one that I didn't have to constantly be terrified I'd step on would be so amazeballs! I would love and cherish her and would name her Esmeralda.

I honestly don't even care about that house just gimmi the big spider...

my contribution to @medicalgradezine 🤓

how drunk can you get my muse? send me “have you ever”s and for every one that my muse has done, they’ll take a drink.

For multimuse accounts please specify

Absurd and delightful scenario:

Smokescreen is taking the Team Prime kids out for a drive, to get them out of Ratchet's figurative hair and give the old boy some quiet time.

They spot a fundraiser carwash and the humans convince him to go through - they have cash and want to donate because it's for a cause they all really like (or something).

Before any of them can really see too much someone's thrown a bucket of sudsy water over the car, and suddenly BAM! There's a pair of very big honkers in a teeny tiny bikini top scrubbing the windshield.

Everyone is freaking out. Jack, Miko, and Raf are all screaming while the older two try to shield Rafs eyes. Smokescreen has no idea how to feel about this, he's panicking, feeling things he isn't sure he's supposed to feel. Is he into this? Does he have a fetish now? But simultaneously he's horrified because his charges are inside of him while all of this is going on and OH PRIMUS NOW THERES THREE PAIRS OF BOOBS?!?!

He is so embarrassed that he peels out of there as fast as he's able, uncaring that he is still covered in soap. The kids are still screaming, now being tossed around inside the car as he Tokyo-drifts it out of the parking lot.

As soon as they're back on the road everyone gets super quiet and awkward for a solid five minutes. Finally Smokescreen asks that they don't tell Optimus about this. They all agree. Another few minutes go by, Miko gets anxious and suggests turning on the radio. Smokescreen does so, but the station he lands on is playing the new Bruno Mars/Sexxy Red song, and it just so happens to be in the second verse at this point.

Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin. Titties on titties with my big titty friends.

The radio goes off again, and they drive the rest of the way back to base in silence.

Gettin back to titanomachy, finally updated Dino mode and worked out all kinks to the transformation :)

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