Fricken LASERS...

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I just want to say I thoroughly look forward to your scenarios and quotes. They give me life.

Thanks! I've never actually had blogs before this, so i'm not very experienced...

Thanks for the compliment tho! It means a lot to me!

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(i dont know how to respond... I’ve never had a ask box before...)

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still thinking about soundwave face and trying to figure things out bc im.nuts??? ur silent intimidating spymaster making these faces under the mask like just think about it

This is 100% something Starscream would say.

I dunno why I get such a superiority complex in a mall, I look at my fellow man and think “what a bunch of sheep, consumerist zombies” - but I am also in the mall, consuming 

Imagine the girl you've been pining over for decades who's been tormenting you still doesn't leave you alone even after she explodes into fairy dust

Couldn't be me

This will be colored at one point

...... is...... is it his ass?

Wanted to do another DS-style render since it's been a long time since I last did one. So I recreated a scene from Shadow Generations with Optimus Prime and Megatron.

Models are from the Transformers Prime DS game. Rendered in Blender 3.6.17 with the Eevee renderer.

Full-resolution/textless version + the scene it's based on under the cut!

Such a talented artist!! Go check them out!

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“Do you miss Cybertron? Do you dream of the skyline of Vos?”

The decision to detour was bred from a distinct sense of dread that filled him at the thought of returning to the base. He hated these scouting mission debriefings. Especially when they yielded no interesting results. So when the unfamiliar energon signature had popped up on his radar, he'd almost felt releived. Yet this begged the question...

"Who the frag are you?"

A covert approach was needed here. Setting the Jackhammer down amid a sparse cluster of pines, he continued on pede. Being at ground level meant losing his aerial vantage point; a necessary risk if he wanted to catch this mystery bot unawares. Mindful of his steps, Wheeljack listened intently for any sign of them, hearing only the chatter of native fauna. Whoever they were... they were sneaky.

So sneaky in fact, that he nearly blew his cover. The wrecker all but threw himself behind a craggy outcropping of rock, peering around the opposing side as they continued their approach.

Feline in shape, the bot stood around the same height as his knee - a deployer perhaps? Regardless, that was a Con if he'd ever seen one.

At this point he knew he had two options. He could engage, or he could call it in and await orders. A smirk pulled at his scarred lip components. He never had been the patient type.

Cannon humming to life as he stepped into their path, Wheeljack chuckled in response to the snarled threat he received. "Nice night for a walk, innit?"

@gutter-bot liked for a starter.

Since returning to his host's side, Ravage rarely left the Nemesis. Soundwave was protective- rightfully so-, and Ravage's frame just wasn't what it used to be. After his near death experience that lead to the separation from his host on Cybertron, he never quite regained his full strength.

However, that didn't mean he was useless. On the contrary, in fact. Ravage could still perform his strong suit exceptionally well; that being his work as a spy. It helped that the Autobots were unaware of his existence.

He had been slinking back from a successful intel gathering mission when things went wrong. Wheeljack, as he was last informed by Laserbeak, was not supposed to be in the area. Apparently, things had changed. He froze at the glowing blaster aimed at his helm, a low growl ripping itself from his throat. "Back off," he snarled, red optics narrowing beneath the Soundwave-esc visor that covered most of his helm.

This is actually hilarious. No hiding any of his own fuck ups from Ghostscream. I can just see how Screamer would be LIVING (figuratively of course) for the opportunity to constantly point out Megatron's failings without any fear of retribution

Funniest possible idea that came to me.

TFP au where Megatron DOES end up killing Starscream (maybe in that fit he had at the end of ep 14).

EXCEPT, since Starscream is fueled entirely by spite and his desire to kick Megatron's ass, he returns as a ghost to haunt Megatron's ass and cause problems and there is NOTHING Megatron can do to stop him or get rid of him (is exorcism even a thing??).

Sure, he can't be the leader of the Decepticons now but like, he can still make life really really hard for Megatron.

It's a huge W for Starscream and somehow dying was the best thing for him.

Big L for Megatron tho.

Also this would make Megatron's "I don't believe in spirits" to Bumblebee really funny. Oh, you don't believe in ghosts? Get haunted bitch.

TFP Shockwave would 100%

have a fixation on studying Earth's species. Regardless of how 'inferior' organics are. His is a scientific mind, and he would be entirely incapable of stopping himself from considering all the correlations between their races. I hear people talk a lot about how 'different' humans and cybertronians are, but in the Aligned verse specifically, they have an inarguable link, and it SHOWS. Humans, while small and squishy, have similar shapes, mannerisms, feelings. Their planet was formed around an enormous cybertronian corpse, and it had an impact on the evolution of the species inhabiting it - not just humans, even some of the other fauna and flora are similar in likeness to the species that existed on their home world.

I imagine it wouldn't be his top priority by any means, but I could see him capturing animals (humans included) to run experiments on... just to see how similar/different they are. After all, when your race is at risk of extinction and your home planet is a husk, being stationed somewhere that has a connection to your species would provide a unique opportunity. It would be entirely logical and beneficial to explore any potential those connections may present.

Unlikely, but what if this planet - or humanity - contained the key to the resuscitation of their kind? A missing link they had never considered; immediately labeling them inferior and therefore not worthy of study.