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now as you can see, baudelaihes, the incredibly deadly vipuh is actually a MISNOMEH! this snake does not have a venomous bone in its body! couldn't kill a flah! therefoh, the vipuh could NOT have killed deah uncle monty, who cleahly must have been killed by truly nefaaahrious means, isn't that right, STEFAHNO? as uncle monty's most TRUSTED assistant surely you would be AWAHE of the vipuh's proclivities?

fuck it, team red alignment meme because i’m bored

Puppet History is if Horrible Histories went unhinged

I recorded this on my porch at 4am

I fucking guarantee that the Metatron set Azi and Crowley up to cause that breakup. He knew exactly how Crowley would react to Aziraphale’s offer.

The Metatron and Crowley know each other. Crowley is the only one in a room full of high ranking angels that recognized him. And the Metatron even fucking called him out on it. “What about you, demon? Do you know me?” And Crowley’s casual answer speaks VOLUMES. “Last time I saw you, you were a big, floating giant head, man.”

Side note: Throne or Dominion or above. Fucking yikes, Crowley. My bet was on him being a Virtue, but apparently he’s even higher than that, especially with the mention of him knowing the Metatron personally. He’s not a seraphim, that just doesn’t fit his personality at all. Probably a Throne. Also note that the GO hierarchy of angels is already kinda fucked so who even knows how this works. Oh well.

Anyway, fuck the Metatron. I know people are mad at Azi and they’re not wrong to be mad, but the Metatron is a fucking puppeteer. He knew exactly how to make Azi go along with his plan.

Is this something?

If you voted worm in the bug race reblog I wanna know how many of us good ones there are 🪱🪱

POV: Ryan and Maya in the last ep

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I have not been waiting 3 years for neil gaiman to rip my heart into pieces once more