Gusbootybus - Alec’s Mess

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

Hey, sorry, uh... your boyfriend, he lost to vanilla extract in the latest poll. Yeah, totally submerged. Like in the tidal wave poll, yeah. He smells really nice now. Sorry.

THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER

I love how every new Watcher video is like a hyped up album release but only for a very specific subset of people on tumblr.

how nolan intended it

eboy! shane my beloved

I didn't

It hadn't hit me.

It hadn't hit me because I watched it all in one go and I stayed up all night to do it.

It hadn't hit me why Crowley was so certain that seeking shelter from the rain would make them fall in love.

i excitedly go to pick up my first t shot. i am too nervous and my hands shake too much to give it to myself so i go to a doctor so they can do it for me. the doctor excitedly agrees and takes out the syringe. its brown. i ask the nice doctor why the t is brown. she says do not worry and injects me with the t. i feel my bones start to disolve and my mouth fills with bitterness. i can feel myself become sweeter. its vanilla extract.

Part of me wonders if the season five arc is an elaborate gambit to get us to unironically cheer for the C dogs bit.