Those Pesky Aliens!!!

now as you can see, baudelaihes, the incredibly deadly vipuh is actually a MISNOMEH! this snake does not have a venomous bone in its body! couldn't kill a flah! therefoh, the vipuh could NOT have killed deah uncle monty, who cleahly must have been killed by truly nefaaahrious means, isn't that right, STEFAHNO? as uncle monty's most TRUSTED assistant surely you would be AWAHE of the vipuh's proclivities?

“If theres a spirit out here tonight tell me.. does this sound like shakira? lolelolelole”

-shane madej probably

I have not been waiting 3 years for neil gaiman to rip my heart into pieces once more

this is the funniest fucking thing, after you kinda murdered your professor you become friends and go to jcpenny for a friendship photoshoot

HAUNTED MANSION GHOST FILES EPISODE NEXT WEEK AND NEW PUPPET HISTORY SEASON THE WEEK AFTER WATCHER FANS NEVER LOSE

POV: Ryan and Maya in the last ep

teens in 1848 be like “dni if you read degenerate literature like w/uthering h/eights”

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out