He Put His Whole Ryan Bergussy Into That Puppet Fight

I fucking guarantee that the Metatron set Azi and Crowley up to cause that breakup. He knew exactly how Crowley would react to Aziraphale’s offer.

The Metatron and Crowley know each other. Crowley is the only one in a room full of high ranking angels that recognized him. And the Metatron even fucking called him out on it. “What about you, demon? Do you know me?” And Crowley’s casual answer speaks VOLUMES. “Last time I saw you, you were a big, floating giant head, man.”

Side note: Throne or Dominion or above. Fucking yikes, Crowley. My bet was on him being a Virtue, but apparently he’s even higher than that, especially with the mention of him knowing the Metatron personally. He’s not a seraphim, that just doesn’t fit his personality at all. Probably a Throne. Also note that the GO hierarchy of angels is already kinda fucked so who even knows how this works. Oh well.

Anyway, fuck the Metatron. I know people are mad at Azi and they’re not wrong to be mad, but the Metatron is a fucking puppeteer. He knew exactly how to make Azi go along with his plan.

Me trying to hold back on talking about Joel Dommets Off Menu choices when talking to my mum about the masked singer

D.B sewer chilling after commiting his bank heist returning back to his home with his rewards

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The kiss isn't even what killed me it was how gently Aziraphale touched where Crowley had kissed him–

you’ve heard of “hi! i’m the problem, it’s me” now get ready for

butch girlfriend peter capaldi moodboard (insp. by this post)

oh hello! i made a little uquiz assigning you a historical period (and maybe i call you gay)

in my head they all got tacos after the reveal