Can't Afford Any Of The Merch So I Will Just Look At The Pretty Pictures Of The Guys Wearing It.

we got the radio interruption announcement

(literally minutes later)

Hell of a thing to say on the hit musical puppet show that brought us The Vore Hippo Song, Bergara.

Two autistic brothers fighting over their comfort animal

I really see them doing it....

now as you can see, baudelaihes, the incredibly deadly vipuh is actually a MISNOMEH! this snake does not have a venomous bone in its body! couldn't kill a flah! therefoh, the vipuh could NOT have killed deah uncle monty, who cleahly must have been killed by truly nefaaahrious means, isn't that right, STEFAHNO? as uncle monty's most TRUSTED assistant surely you would be AWAHE of the vipuh's proclivities?

that’s it, that’s the mood

Im gonna use the peanut butter analogy for everything now

“Alec is depressed

How depressed?

Well imagine a jar of peanut butter with a sad face on it, that depressed”

i excitedly go to pick up my first t shot. i am too nervous and my hands shake too much to give it to myself so i go to a doctor so they can do it for me. the doctor excitedly agrees and takes out the syringe. its brown. i ask the nice doctor why the t is brown. she says do not worry and injects me with the t. i feel my bones start to disolve and my mouth fills with bitterness. i can feel myself become sweeter. its vanilla extract.

In Brazil people were like this waiting to see across the spiderverse

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Marc and steven enjoying their “freedom” from Khonshu

Marc: WE’RE D-DRIVIN’ IN A

Steven: CAR DESTINATION DRUG DEALERS

Marc: BAR PASS THE MIC RIGHT OVER TO

Both: JAKE

Marc: we forgot jake

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