Sorry For Ranting So Much On Here But On Todays Episode Of Weird Shit PB Haters Say, Someone Said It

a wonderful ao3 author note

THE SMIRK THE POSE THE ANGLE THEY MADE HIM SEXY ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD i want this gilf

fucked up that we call them stomach bugs. bugs are cool and being up all night sick is decidedly not cool. we should call them stomach republicans or something

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

omegaverse bubbline is alpha4alpha send tweet

ah she's very clever

why did pb land like that. shes so silly

i need to see something

we should bring back the mpreg Simon epidemic i wasn't here in 2023 so we should have a rerun

really not a good time for that, man. (reupload bc i forgot to hide a layer -_-)

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady