She Foot On My Ball Till I Soup-her-bowl

Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

she looks like she has never had a thought in her life but Watch Out! she will actually noscope you

Fans when Stan is loudly misogynistic, rude, Superficial or defensive: 🦗🦗🦗

Fans when Ford mentions in his private book that Stan has gotten kind of fat (he has): "wow ford is such a fatphobic horrible person who hates his family poor stan" :(

Let's eat dirt with mama

Literally how does anyone write smut i want to throw my computer in a river

Would it be an unpopular opinion to say I wish we got to see Marceline interact with Schwabl more. Idk he’s a cute dog and yk Marceline spoils him

i just realized something

me when im stripped of my humanity to save my lover the whole world