the way I started tweaking out cuz the fanfic I've spent the last 2 days reading ended on a cliffhanger, not even like a "the main story is complete here's a lil taste of a possible sequel" cliffhanger, but a "we just got to the climax wtf do you mean it's ending here??" type cliffhanger, IT WAS MARKED AS COMPLETE??ππ WHY??ππ *sinks into the floor in despair* gonna go slam my head into a wall brb
update: it does in fact have a sequel but I think this post is funny so imma just keep it up, don't mind me reacting way too quick lmao
if you have a niche sport/job/hobby itβs your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!
AHHH HINATA KEYCHAIN HES SO CUTE!!! *virtually steals keychain through screen* thank you very much kind sirπ§ββοΈππππ
the way the haikyuu movie just drop kicked me back into my haikyuu obsession,, I've spent the last 2 days exclusively reading haikyuu fanfics on ao3, my tiktok fyp is almost exclusively haikyuu and the last thing I drew was kenma and kuroo fanartππ I physically cannot like anything a normal amount I fear,, okay maybe it just applies to shows with close knit friend groups so I can use them as a substitute for having friends irl but that sounds depressing so I'm just gonna stay in β¨denialβ¨ππ
so whoβs ready for phan vs. jedus
I never thought a time loop fanfic would make me love the unexpected trio of Daichi, Oikawa, and Tendou but here we are.
simply put *ahem ahem* Daichi: stuck in a time loop, Oikawa: the only one crazy enough to have a pre existing time loop password, and Tendou: more interested in having an exciting day than caring about the fact that Daichi sounds fucking insane
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fic: Time Enough To Risk It All by KingsHighway
fic link
Tim: *trying to figure out how to get more money into Drake Industries*
Tim: ok yeah so what if I just totally hypothetically steal a shipment of kryptonite? ... y'know what that's a great plan I'm a genius
(does he have a buyer? no he does not. Is he going to do it anyway? absolutely)
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fic: calumma by cassiopeia721
I'll Die When I'm Dead by InkpotSprite
Batfam, Incomplete, 52 Chapters, 213,717 Words
Tim first dies when he's 9 and when death comes to collect him he's like "yeah no I got stuff to do" and death is like "ugh fine" lmao
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The Five Times that Peter Parker Met Steve Rogers (and the time he met Captain America) by GentleStorm
Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,011 Words
"tfw the random guy you pulled out of a dumpster and dropped on Matt Murdock's doorstep actually turned out to be Captain America tm" - Peter (probably)
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#SoftRobin by mistolez
Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 7,161 Words
The people of Gotham realise (Damian) Robin is nicer than he initially seemed when he's left to patrol Gotham alone after the rest of the Batfam leaves Gotham for various missions.
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amaranthine by demure_raven
Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 17,272 Words
Hinata has been dealing with back pain for weeks, turns out it's cancer? WHUMP TIMEπ₯³
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These Colored Strings Of Ours by ADyingFlower
Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 20,658 Words
the karasuno first years squad gets superpowers after getting caught in a plane crash together
ooo yes very sporty, not like any specific sport tho, just has the level of athleticism that pisses everyone else off because he's genuinely amazing at every single sport he tries, although more often than not uses his athletic prowess to cause shit, like climbing on the roof of the building opposite the council building to hang up a massive aquarium petition sign (and if you see him doing it, no you didn't, no one would even believe you if you told them)
(Makki totally disabled the security cameras for him, because what screams romance like teaming up to deface public property?)
omg dude I'm so sorry I def should've picked up on that reference lmaoππ
dude yes the council just all collectively sighs whenever he walks his ass into yet another town meeting
YES DUDE IS SO FUCKING SHARK AUTISTIC ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE, the first time any toothache member enters his bedroom they just stand in the doorway in shock because who tf decks their entire room head to toe in shark paraphernalia?! "I'm sorry where tf did you even FIND a shark LAMP?? how much did all of this cost??"
dude omg yes the council just sits in their office seething bc Finn could do the most bizarre shit but as long as Makki's there the town immediately blames it on him
^^this is so unserious I started laughing in the middle of drawing it
honestly for the pop punk choice I mainly just decided that because it was the first genre that popped into my head when I knew I wanted the band to be simultaneously cool but also absolute losers
some inspo! (disclaimer: I am very musically uncultured so some of these might not fall under the pop punk genre whoops)
-Complicated & Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
-Dance, Dance & Dead on Arrival by Fall Out Boy
-Everything Is Alright by Motion City Soundtrack
toothache playlist!
(all their songs about classic high school scenarios are directly ripped off of teen movies bc absolutely none of them were popular enough in high school to ever get invited to a house party (other than maybe Mei and Cory))
I swear Makki is their towns personal florida man bc atp what hasn't he done??? (I think they finally banned him after he let a skunk loose in the council president's office)
next toothache character sheet complete: FINN!π¦
@kingcrow01 POOKIE IM BAAAAAACK
ahem ahem I come bearing gifts of more assorted toothache lore!
some Finn lore!π¦:
-plays keyboard in the band
-19 y/o
-Makki's boyfriend
-very obsessed with sharks
-people automatically assume he's nice because he's quiet and introverted when in reality he's just talking shit about everyone behind their backs
-has an anonymous social media account with photos of every single new job listing in their town. there's over 100 posts. he only made the account a month ago. (everyone who follows it thinks he's making these job listings up. he's not)
-brings his camera with him everywhere (if you do something dumb, trust he's recorded it, he can and will post it online)
-has been trying to convince the rest of toothache for the past year that they absolutely must film their own ghost hunting show, says it'll be good βmarketingβ for their band (he just wants to go ghost hunting)
toothache lore:
-the band all lives in the same apartment building
-they were the first 6 people who moved into the apartment before the landlord was forced to take all the listings down by the council because it did not pass ANY safety guidelines
finished the haikyuu fanart :DD it's Hinata and Kenma sitting outside coach Ukai's store :))
can i just say ur art is incredible???? like im so in awe at every post
DUDE TYSM DJDBJDDBDB πΊπΊπΊπΊ
pov: ur catsitting for ur brother and get to experience living alone for a couple days and the first thing you decide to do is stay up till 3am playing Infinity Nikki π