Doggo Has Successfully Been Pet

inspired by lies I’ve told my 3 year old recently, Raul Gutierrez

i would absolutely buy that album 👍

What is this I'm going nuts-

Y'all it's raining tacos is stuck in my head, I haven't heard the song in years, and it won't stop

Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:

Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!”  Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!”  Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”

Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”

Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”

Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?”  Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-”  Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”

Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”

Minion: “It’s warming up.”  Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”

Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”

Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”

Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”

Minion: “Good luck on your date!”  Megamind:“I will!”  Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!”  Megamind: “I know!”

Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!”  Titan: “AHHHHH”  Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”

Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.”  Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”

Megamind: “Get back you savages!”  Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

Cowards

hang on. last night’s megamind rewatch has me thinking. all this time, i thought megamind’s mispronunciation of random words was just that weird type of dreamworks humor where it’s funny because it’s wrong and, you know, “so random lolol”

but when he mispronounced “melancholy,” i started thinking about how i mispronounced the word “leviathan” until junior year of high school because i’d only ever seen it written down, i’d never heard anyone say it out loud before. and i started thinking that maybe the mispronunciation thing is supposed to suggest that he’s been so lonely and unsocialized his entire life that he’s learned the english language out of books, i.e. by sight rather than by interacting with other people?! was this the point all along?! has this been obvious to everyone else who watched the movie?! my god i’ve been so blind

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