What’s The Funniest Snarry Fic You’ve Ever Read?

Some of my friends are indeed... corn.

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

another bat (st)eddie comic i did last month ^_^

Luna's new bed made with love. :3

As an autistic person, I don't much like tone indicators (e.g., /s, /j, /nm, etc) for a very simple reason. They just replicate my issue with tone in a new medium.

IRL, I have to memorize tones and what they mean, then when I hear words, I need to retroactively change what I think they mean based on the tone.

With these "tone indicators", I need to do the exact same thing. Memorize the little weird acronyms, then when I read words, retroactively change what I think they mean based on the acronym.

Instead, can we actually SAY the words we mean, in the sentence? So instead of:

"hey when will you do the dishes /nm"

write:

"hey, not mad just asking, when will you do the dishes?"

If we really *must* use some kind of indicator, can we change it to a word in parentheses, like that meme? I often do this with short phrases or jokes, such as, "lol I hate you (affectionate)".

it’s been a long 3 days, but i’m so proud of my baby girl Vibe! Look at how beautiful she is!

I’m still ironing out the details of her back story but I’m imaging her to be Jazz’s lil sister or something and a little older than Bumblebee was in Transformer’s Prime (which is the universe I based her design off of).

Her audio processing unit is permanently semi-defunct, so she relies on lip-reading, sign language and direct transmissions in order to communicate. To adapt, her antenna has been upgraded to sense vibrations from upto 20 feet and pick up radio signals from even further. She often uses this skill to listen to and enjoy Earth’s wide variety of music and entertainment.

autistic children are not naive for saying the world should change if "life isn't fair." autistic children deserve to grow into happy autistic adults who can look back at a happy childhood. autistic people do not deserve trauma.

one of my least favorite neurotypical customs is how long it takes to leave somewhere. My mom will be like “alright it’s time to leave” but we stay like 10 more minutes because people can’t stop talking. We get two feet before stopping again. We stand in the doorway for 5 minutes. It’s annoying and stressful and puts my brain in constant waiting mood.

Credit: @MyLy14

I love you.

what a beautiful wedding!!