Every Single Damn Time.

Smirking Statue

Wilbur: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Chayanne: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Wilbur: Three of us saw it, Chayanne. How do you explain that?

Chayanne: *points at Tallulah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Missa* Paranoia. *points at Philza* Delusional personality disorder.

Wilbur: Oh my God....

Introducing Callum French to the Crow Hill project! You can see the full image on my DeviantArt Reaper-Jay :3

Allistic/Neurotypical people are so easy to interact with (sometimes) if you know the cheat codes. Just tell everyone you see today you'll see them next year, they think that shit is so funny. And then, tomorrow you can tell them you haven't seen them since last year and they'll think it's hilarious too! They're silly lil critters sometimes

CW// I post NSFW, followers must be 18+ but anyone can rb this :)

ok the wedding was cute

I don’t remember if I posted this here already but here’s some traditional doodles of WOTL thrax and Ozzy and the wendigo

geralt: who cuts people’s hair in the middle of the night?

jaskier: i do. they call me the midnight barber

geralt: yeah well that’s an infringement of people’s liberties so don’t be doing that to me

jaskier: i do do it to you

geralt: what?

jaskier: who do you think cuts your hair?

geralt: my hair just doesn’t grow very fast

jaskier: what, you think it stays that length naturally? i’m in there in the night, styling away

geralt: how dare you do that to me in the night when i’m oblivious

jaskier: i do my best work when you’re oblivious

A little Grimmjow kitty! :3

You have never felt more acutely aware of your defects. Born half-deaf and blind in life —and now afterlife, you quite literally stumble, squeak and cower your way through surviving your first week in Hell. Thankfully, you have found companionship in an old timey hand-held radio and a demented cat. With how much they both screeched and roared, you might as well be wearing your old staticky hearing aids again.