I Think I Need To Become The Toxic Yuri To Truly Understand The Meaning Of Life

A loaf and her loaflings on the lake

I know it may be shocking, but you can still love Good Omens despite this situation. This is a great book and series written by Anthony J. Crowley.

Aziraphale being worried about Crowley

We've known each other a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 time. We've been on this planet for a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 time. I mean, you and me. I could always 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on you. You could always 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on me. We're a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, a group. Group of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 of us. And we've spent our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 existence pretending that we aren't. I mean, the last 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 years, not really. And I would like to be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂… [looks away] I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂, then we can. Just the two of us. We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. We need to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 from them, just be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. You and me, what do you say?

Returning home

how can there be 3 versions of sherlock holmes and john watson running around in my head rn

im being harassed

Sherlock 'The Cat Kidnapper' Holmes

Sherlock 'The Cat Liberator' Holmes ✔️

sometimes i fear my quest for individuality is what is leaving me perpetually lonely

The real reason Crowley gets in a twist about the capital letter Clue is because Aziraphale once spent an entire decade in Sherlock Holmes cosplay and Crowley would rather kiss Ligur's head-chameleon with tongue than go through that again.

Bonus: Crowley thinks he's starting to understand the appeal of detective work.

Idk guys. Aziraphale really took control on this one.