I Am, Unfortunately, In Love With A Fictional Character

crowley needs ro he held for a few millennia or so after they save the world…

i think she deserves it

im the village idiot except the village is just 12 different versions of me in my head bullying the main me always

queerplatonic jonklock is how i read them. i cant see sherlock in any version having strong sexual/romantic attraction. its interesting how different people perceive fiction differently(like obviously) but ik its still cool

Don't get me wrong I shipped BBC Johnlock for so many years and I think that the original stories are kinda gay, however, now listening to Sherlock & co I just want a really good friends solving cases together (including Mariana and Archie).

I love the show so much and I'm scared of the potential drama. I feel like they care about each other deeply but not romantically. I just don't "feel it" in any of their interactions.

Please don't eat me alive or dead.

Story of my life

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

no you know what fuck him good omens belongs to terry pratchett and it belongs to us and we are not letting that piece of shit taint and ruin something so many of us love and hold dear

Rape allegations and charges do not ruin mens' lives because a rapist can run for president and win. An aggressively racist man can still have the support of numerous people of color, can run for president and win. A chauvinist that wants to enforce laws an restrictions on women's bodies and coined the term "grab 'em by the pussy" still has the support of women. A xenophobic man who wanted to build a wall to keep foreigners out of the country still has the support of immigrants. People still support and voted for a convicted felon, racist, rapist and scum of the earth. Despite it all, people still support and voted for Donald Trump.

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

how can there be 3 versions of sherlock holmes and john watson running around in my head rn

im being harassed