You Know How All Those Applesauce Packets Were Recalled For Lead?

"No! It wouldn't be funny at all."

Doodles I did in math class today

Oh, is that who I am now? Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate.

abed my very favorite person who doesnt exist but he does in my head

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

Kevin? What the hell did you just do?

“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

I dip my Delaware in a nice, toasted glass of milk

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.