Dissociation Culture Is Having Dreams So Real You Wake Up And Have To Convince Yourself It Didn't Happen.

Bippity boppity besbian

You are now a lesbian

Bippity boppity bay

You are now gay

okay, but why isn't there an apocalyptic movie/book where the protagonist becomes a bee keeper?

I dip my Delaware in a nice, toasted glass of milk

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Oh, is that who I am now? Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate.

huh

beloved djungelskog...

If you drink febreez would your farts smell good?

abed my very favorite person who doesnt exist but he does in my head

he's a pretty princess!