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*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

Mob Psycho 100 Illumination Movie 2023 Trailer Script

this summer...

everyone’s favorite psychic...

is coming to the big screen

*tik tok by ke$ha starts playing*

*an alarm starts blaring*

“mob! you gotta get up!” dimple, voiced by danny devito, yells at mob who is slowly getting up

mob, voiced by tom holland: *flicks dimple away* ugh i’m getting up!

ritsu, voiced by tara strong: we’ve got a big job today!

mob: falls back to sleep

two brothers will find themselves

mob: *spills milk on the ground* oh sugar honey ice tea

ritsu: mob!

and maybe love

mob: maybe today is the day i go out with tsubomi takane!

ritsu: i dunno man, out psychic powers kinda freak people out

*insert clip of mob accidentally dropping a grand piano from on top of a building with his psychic powers*

mob: ...mayybeee...

but before they do that

reigen, voiced by Adam Sandler, turning in his swivel chair: OI MOB WE GOT A JOB!

mob: is it another single woman near you?

reigen: YOU’RE GONNA BE A GHOST HUNTER!

mob: not again....

they have to take on a tough job!

random ghost: well maybe i just like haunting people!

mob: you possessed someone and made them eat several pounds of cheese

random ghost: so what!

tsubomi, voiced by scarlett johansson: hi mob! whose that you’re talking to!

mob: oh uh er uhhh

random ghost: oof, good luck man!

this summer is going to be

*montage of slap stick*

*reigen twerking*

teru voiced by james charles: awkward....

this summer is going to be...

*montage of dance party ending with mob and tsubomi wearing matching suits and sunglasses*

*shou doing midair backflips*

ritsu: POGGERS!

this summer is going to be!

*montage of every time they say mob in the movie*

MOB

MOB PSYCHO 100

miscellaneous one piece sillies and thoughts

STEVE BUSCEMI WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR SANJI I AM SCREAMING

this might be controversial to you asl cat likers…

Grimy little man

and it worked

they actually piss me off a little like genuinely